Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Wild Will, you got 665. Anything for a fellow New Yawker....lol. And I ain't saying anything bout drummers and trumpet and guitar players. 'Cause I played the violin.....couldn't get in a band even if I paid THEM to let me play. Don't ya mean "Fiddler Player ??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Naw, operator error at my end. You can expect a cash refund for 1/2 your dues for the inconvenience. Thanks for catching yet another of my errors.....This is why I am #1 in da club. Charge 'em a drink - I'm broke from payin dues 'n thristy If that dont fly put a couple on Badgers tab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 16, 2010 Author Share Posted December 16, 2010 Don't ya mean "Fiddler Player ??" No- this was straight up, Beethoven and Bach violin....no fiddle. (Although I did fiddle around as a youngster, but..that's a different story) I also played the viola. That is a violin with a thyroid condition. Not a real chick magnet instrument either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Pepper Kid, SASS #60463 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Whal sign me up fer sure. My qualifcation: My Salsa Brother, Habenero Kid gave me a whip that he had inharited. I was out in the yard a praticin, tryin ta get the thing ta crack an singin the rawhide song at the same time. My wife has watchin wif a grin cuz I think she knew I was gonna be trouble. Sure enuff I got kind of riled up an pulled that sucker back and CRACK!!! Right on my A$$!!! Yowwee dat hurt. Chili Pepper Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 16, 2010 Author Share Posted December 16, 2010 Ouch! You qualify!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Masked Man Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 CRACK!!! Right on my A$$!!! Yowwee dat hurt. Chili Pepper Kid OUCH! Kinda gives the old phrase "crack o' my arse" a whole new meaning! Mo, I'd be right proud to wear # 151 if it's not already taken! Hi-Yo and Awaaaaay, TMM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 16, 2010 Author Share Posted December 16, 2010 #151 it is! (Who was That Masked Man?!?!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 16, 2010 Author Share Posted December 16, 2010 OUCH! Kinda gives the old phrase "crack o' my arse" a whole new meaning! Mo, I'd be right proud to wear # 151 if it's not already taken! Hi-Yo and Awaaaaay, TMM Yeah- I told Chili Pepper to Crack the Whip, not Whip the Crack!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Wild Will, you got 665. Anything for a fellow New Yawker....lol. And I ain't saying anything bout drummers and trumpet and guitar players. 'Cause I played the violin.....couldn't get in a band even if I paid THEM to let me play. Thanks, Mo. Just to update my credentials a bit, I'm quite the rope twirler. I wuz out in the front yard practicin' my twirlin' and a-ropin' skills on Jeanette, when all of a sudden the Police showed up an'... well, I had alot of s'plainin' to do at the next retiree meetin'. Wow, I didn't know that they issue digital cameras to all the Patrol cars now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 uumm yep but they prolly turned it off when yew wuz showin 'em how to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Wow! Six (6) pages, count em. This thread is better than the drivel thread. Mo is on a trip. If anybody were to see me work a fly fishing rod, you would know why I have #3. Gives incompetent a new meaning. No, Okie, I said incompetent, not incontinence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 VERWY CWEVER, DAT MO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Yeah- I told Chili Pepper to Crack the Whip, not Whip the Crack!!! Dats funny right dere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 Wow! Six (6) pages, count em. This thread is better than the drivel thread. Mo is on a trip. If anybody were to see me work a fly fishing rod, you would know why I have #3. Gives incompetent a new meaning. No, Okie, I said incompetent, not incontinence. Ya don't say TRIP to someone in KICKSASS. Tripping is what I do a lot of, hence the head of the group!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiney Henry Yoho SASS #19832 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Hey Mo, What about Me ??? Anyone that knows me , will tell Ya' That I should be 86ed, so kin' I have 86 Please, Please, Please ?? Wimpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 Wimpy, you are number 1 in my book for donating those fabulous spurs, but....I got that number already!! So, 86 it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiney Henry Yoho SASS #19832 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 THANK YOU MO !!!!! You, Are NUMBER 1 in my book !!!!! 86 works fer' me Wimpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Pull yer dang shorts up and you won't be trippin so much, MO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 Pull yer dang shorts up and you won't be trippin so much, MO. What, and deprive the world of the view of my plumbers crack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 HEY....WHAT BOUT MY DADBURM NUMBER, UH? WHAT'S UP WIF DAT !!! Can't do a thing at a match....not even hit da targets !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 Hawk, you be 37 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Hawk, you be 37 Tank ya very much !!! I feel much more better now !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Hey MMoL! I would count it a distinct honor and privilege to be counted among the members of such a fine group as your offering up here! ...and that would be Number ____. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Hawk is 37? HAH! He ain't got that many fingers and toes. What is he gonna do now? That is worse than the dreaded four hour thingy that they warn you about.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 Hawk is 37?HAH! He ain't got that many fingers and toes. What is he gonna do now? That is worse than the dreaded four hour thingy that they warn you about.... well, with that 4 hour thingy he could count to 21 at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 Hey MMoL! I would count it a distinct honor and privilege to be counted among the members of such a fine group as your offering up here! ...and that would be Number 42. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Well, he could count to 21 for four hours. After that, it is anybody's guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 KICKSASS #42, never in my wildest dreams (another thread) would I have thought that I'd be in such an esteemed group! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 KICKSASS #42, never in my wildest dreams (another thread) would I have thought that I'd be in such an esteemed group! Yeah, just be careful of who ya accuse of drinking!!! lol (Long Jim and I will get that matter sqaured around so you can get your own corset soon!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Oh my! There has to be a story there. Best left in Lost Wages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 Mums the word, but I WILL say that a certain new member of our elite group won a gift certificate from the raffle that COULD entitle him to a corset, or a bustle, or whatever else he may desire.....just saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 And it wasn't me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 And it wasn't me! ...for once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Though i have been known to hang around the corset booths chatting with the ladies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Don't ask, don't tell is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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