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I have always liked this bit of humor. It’s definitely worth putting here. It’s not exactly like the first time I heard but it’s definitely good enough.

Dearest Uncle Alpo, Allison is the name of many/multiple speed gearboxs' (transmissions) used to propel many brands of very large trucks along the tarmac. It's kind of important that it functions properly.

cuuuuuuuute

Sounds like karma.

Did Ya All get Stuffed,,, with Turkey of Course... Jabez Cowboy

If only.

Australian manufacturing icon Furphy marks 150-year milestone in Shepparton https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-26/furphy-australian-manufacturing-icon-150-years-in-shepparton/103134596

Kangaroo Air Guitar

Graf - one foot in mud, one foot in snow and dirt blowing in your face. My favorite Graf story was talking with my German landlord about it. He was in Rommel's command and trained at Graf in the 1930s. Same stories we told, separated by 40 years.

And my driver at Graf said "Don't worry, Major. This thing can't get stuck, sir".....

Trannies are very,very different now!

A blonde burnette and a redhead all agree that they are going to have a swimming contest to see who is the fastest swimmmer across a lake. they all agree that they are going to use breaststroke to race the redhead comes in first with an hour and a half the bunette comes in second with two hours and the blonde comes finally in last with 4 hours. she walks up to the judges stand and says i hate to be a sore loser but i think the other two girls were using their arms

I sold mine a couple of years ago. It was an original first year S1 White Lightning. It was also the only black one I have ever seen or heard of. Those first year bikes didn’t have the speed governed down like the later ones and would far outperform the later models. I did several minor modifications to it and had some serious tuning done to it, (carb and ignition) which brought it up to a really respectable level. It also produced some great gas mileage. If I didn’t push it and stayed off the throttle, it would get well over 50 mpg. I once filled it all the way to the muzzle and got 325 miles without running it dry. I sold it when the nerve damage in my foot and leg got to where it was difficult to shift gears comfortably.

GRUMPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!!! Safe travels if you’re out and about and have a wonderful holiday!

no one here colors within the lines , or pays attention to instructions just another bar room brawl CB

Nope...No wine!

“Don’t Bug Me” Love the patch on there. An engineer I worked with would put a similar decal on things he worked on.

...... 'zactly

This .00002 % dictating what we must do, has got to stop... Jabez Cowboy

I wanted a Buell for so long. I couldn’t afford one. Once I could afford one they were out of business.

You just can't make this crap up! In fact, we don't have to! It just keeps rolling in!