bgavin Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 4 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: When heading thru a long dark tunnel and the light at the end is approaching faster than the speed you are traveling.......... it time to switch tracks. (author Unknown). ..........Widder When I was a paperboy, I was chased off a railroad trestle by an early morning freight train. It was a big short cut on an otherwise very long daily route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 27 Author Share Posted May 27 21 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: But you'll enjoy every minute of it and you'll brag about it any chance you get. If you survive it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 27 Author Share Posted May 27 Everyone lies sometime. Some better than others, but everyone lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 2 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: If you survive it. If not, WHAT A WAY TO GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 After you get to be my age no matter where you are going it's uphill from where you are. Going back to where you started is also uphill. I have an acquaintance who is high school physics teacher and he tells me this is impossible, but he's half my age and has never been to Central Arizona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 Time's fun when you're having flies. Kermit The Frog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 The Wind is Always Blowing. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 Candy is Dandy, but liquor is quicker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 18 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Candy is Dandy, but liquor is quicker! And sex won't rot your teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigBelle Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 Besides a parent's love for their child, there's no such thing as love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 29 Author Share Posted May 29 5 hours ago, BigBelle said: Besides a parent's love for their child, there's no such thing as love. I disagree wholeheartedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigBelle Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 5 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: I disagree wholeheartedly. Well, Tell me something i don't know. And don't just say anything..... Tell me something i don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 Dorothy Parker had wise words, enjoining moderation: "I love a good Martini, two at the very most; three I'm under the table, four I'm under the host." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 The ability to make good decisions comes from experience, the kind of experience you get by making bad decisions. and Experience is a harsh teacher, she gives the test first and the lesson follows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kulshan 20262 Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 The fun goes fast when you are having a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 On 5/28/2023 at 9:51 PM, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: And sex won't rot your teeth. That depends upon who it is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 30 Author Share Posted May 30 23 hours ago, BigBelle said: Well, Tell me something i don't know. And don't just say anything..... Tell me something i don't know. I have a scar on my back just above the belt and bit left of my spine. Nothing else comes to mind at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Blood is thicker than water, and it boils faster too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 Flies spread disease, keep yours shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 You can avoid all sorts of problems by sitting on your @$$ and keeping your mouth shut!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said: You can avoid all sorts of problems by sitting on your @$$ and keeping your mouth shut!! A closed mouth gathers no foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creeker, SASS #43022 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 From my firearms training... Be nice to everyone you meet AND have a plan to kill every single one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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