New Navy recruitment ad

[Rye Miles #13621]

https://dailycaller.com/2023/05/01/us-navy-drag-queen-recruitment/

[Widder, SASS #59054]

They shouldn't have any trouble finding anyone to 'be in the barrel' while out at sea.

 

It'll give a whole new meaning to the phrase....."Up Periscope".

 

..........Widder

 

[Pat Riot]

Gimme a break! 

[Rip Snorter]

My Wife's theory is that it is an attempt to push it so hard that the rubberband breaks and normalcy returns.  She is a lifelong optimist.

[Rye Miles #13621]

22 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

My Wife's theory is that it is an attempt to push it so hard that the rubberband breaks and normalcy returns.  She is a lifelong optimist.

Interesting thought, she could be into something!

[Eyesa Horg]

Just what we need, a military of Trany cross dressing drag queens. Can we get any worse in the eyes of the world.

[Muleshoe Bill SASS #67022]

We are doomed

[Cypress Sun]

 

It is obvious that the Navy and the DOD has learned absolutely nothing from the Anheuser Busch debacle.

 

May the Navy figures that the Chinese are scared of transvestite sailors...

[Subdeacon Joe]

1 hour ago, Rip Snorter said:

My Wife's theory is that it is an attempt to push it so hard that the rubberband breaks and normalcy returns.  She is a lifelong optimist.

 

I had similar thoughts a few days ago.  Social trends, in general, swing left and right sort of like a pendulum.  When this pendulum finally reverses the swing to the right will be scary.  It just might go to the oppressive theocracy that so many of the left claim we have now.

[Pat Riot]

39 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

I had similar thoughts a few days ago.  Social trends, in general, swing left and right sort of like a pendulum.  When this pendulum finally reverses the swing to the right will be scary.  It just might go to the oppressive theocracy that so many of the left claim we have now.

Yeah, too far either way isn’t good. 

[Rye Miles #13621]

I’m surprised they haven’t used the In the Navy song by the Village People!

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

Being a Marine, I spent some time on Navy ships and Naval Air Stations. I have to say that even back then the Navy seemed to prefer people like this guy to people like Tom Cruise' Maverick. Shaking hands with a Naval Officer was like grabbing a dead fish according several Marine Officers of my acquaintance.

[Cypress Sun]

7 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

I’m surprised they haven’t used the In the Navy song by the Village People!

 

Gotta admit, didn't know whether to use the Haha or Sad emoji...used the Haha.

[Rye Miles #13621]

1 minute ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

Gotta admit, didn't know whether to use the Haha or Sad emoji...used the Haha.

I hear ya! It’s funny and sad at the same time! 

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

42 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

I’m surprised they haven’t used the In the Navy song by the Village People!

From the movie "Down Periscope":

 

[Charlie Harley, #14153]

The Army-Navy jokes are going to write themselves this year. 
 

Except Army is so sensitive about feelings that cadets won’t be able to publicize the jokes. 

[Pat Riot]

10 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Being a Marine, I spent some time on Navy ships and Naval Air Stations. I have to say that even back then the Navy seemed to prefer people like this guy to people like Tom Cruise' Maverick. Shaking hands with a Naval Officer was like grabbing a dead fish according several Marine Officers of my acquaintance.

Never mind. It’s not worth it. 

[Muleshoe Bill SASS #67022]

All I can say is:

 Dude looks like a Lady

 

[Cypress Sun]

9 hours ago, Muleshoe Bill SASS #67022 said:

All I can say is:

 Dude looks like a Lady

 

 

Believe it or not, that song was actually written about Vince Neil, lead singer for Motley Crue...as if the members of Aerosmith didn't look the same way.

[Rip Snorter]

A senior Marine NCO was retiring before he had to.  When asked why, "Well, Sir, first it was forbidden, then it was don't ask, don't tell, I'm leaving before it becomes compulsory".  As with many jokes, a bitter grain of truth.

[PowderRiverCowboy]

Harpy Daniels Slammed by Navy SEAL Who Took Down bin Laden: 'I'm Done'
Is it bad I am waiting for someone to  produce a trans SEALs recruiting Parody video ?

Harpy Daniels Slammed by Navy SEAL Who Took Down bin Laden: 'I'm Done' (msn.com)