The Aussie Humour Thread

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

2 hours ago, Alpo said:

I be wondering if Chickasaw Bill ever learned how to spell

NOPE , but it be close enough 

 

 don't proof read to boot 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

8 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

I be wonderin' if ALOPs pizza place has been sendin' mushrooms down there 

 

  CB 

 

 NOT on my pizza  🤢

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 NOT on my pizza  🤢

We will put the shrooms underneath the pineapple. If they're hidden you won't taste them.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

20 minutes ago, Alpo said:

We will put the shrooms underneath the pineapple. If they're hidden you won't taste them.

 

and you can't hide broccoli in a glass of milk neither  😛

[DeaconKC]

So what's so bad about some mushrooms?

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

6 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

So what's so bad about some mushrooms?

 

 

I have the same question about pineapple ........ 🤨

[Blackwater 53393]

Ain’t nothing wrong with pineapple!!

 

IT JUST DON’T BELONG ON PIZZA!!!

 

 

…but you can put those mushrooms all over it!!!

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

12 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Ain’t nothing wrong with pineapple!!

 

IT JUST DON’T BELONG ON PIZZA!!!

 

 

…but you can put those mushrooms all over it!!!

 

    ......... that's a joke, right ???  🥸

[Blackwater 53393]

1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

    ......... that's a joke, right ???  🥸

NOT IN THE LEAST!!

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Sedalia Dave]

Edited September 13, 2024 by Sedalia Dave

[Buckshot Bear]

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[MizPete]

45 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

They're not so bad.  Except brown recluse.  They're evil.

[Sedalia Dave]

1 minute ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

BTW It's not snow, it's Spider Web Season in Australia. Massive spider webs spun by millions of spiders stretching over trees, grasslands, roads, even road signs and paddocks.

[DeaconKC]

Okay, you guys are even in space already?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/victoriaminiatures/space-aussies-miniature-stl-files?ref=recommendation-projectpage-footer-2&category_id=Q2F0ZWdvcnktMzQ=

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

I see lots of web , 

 

don't see no spiders  

 

where have they gone ? 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

2 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

Okay, you guys are even in space already?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/victoriaminiatures/space-aussies-miniature-stl-files?ref=recommendation-projectpage-footer-2&category_id=Q2F0ZWdvcnktMzQ=

 

 

Edited September 15, 2024 by Buckshot Bear

[Buckshot Bear]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Alpo]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

 you've been here, .... I can tell ........  🙃

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

think I will stay in the Ozarks , much safer 

 

 we only got to deal with rattle snakes , copper heads , water moccasins , twisters , floodin' ,bears , bobcats , 

 

 heat waves , and a few other things , like a bunch of damned Yankees 

 

 CB 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

6 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

think I will stay in the Ozarks , much safer 

 

 we only got to deal with rattle snakes , copper heads , water moccasins , twisters , floodin' ,bears , bobcats , 

 

 heat waves , and a few other things , like a bunch of damned Yankees 

 

 CB 

 

  ..... is that all you got ?    ....... how ordinary ....... <wink>

[Buckshot Bear]

Aussie ..............

 

 

 

Edited September 15, 2024 by Buckshot Bear

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[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

10 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

AUSRTALIA? Is that a former penal colony of Italy?

[Buckshot Bear]

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