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10 hours ago, Alpo said:

Never heard of Bundy rum.

 

Seems like it would ruin y'all's reputation.

 

"Under proof"?

 

You hear about Aussies being He-Man two-fisted drinkers, and then one of their favorite boozes is only 74 proof. Not 86. Not even 80. 74. Wow.

I checked with my friend Ron, in Cairns.

He tells me the underproof and Cola is usually for the kids and for recess, while the overproof is for the teachers.

 

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20 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

I checked with my friend Ron, in Cairns.

He tells me the underproof and Cola is usually for the kids and for recess, while the overproof is for the teachers.

 

 

Now Cairns folk because of the interminable heat, they've all gone troppo and boy.....do THEY know how to drink!

 

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On 2/25/2024 at 4:59 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

 

 

 

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Make some right spicy GInger Beer as well.

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Rip Snorter said:

Better still, used to make Goslings Dark & Stormy.

Agreed. I prefer gosling to meyers.

 

Only ginger beer I've had that was better was homemade in Jamaica 

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1 hour ago, Rip Snorter said:

Better still, used to make Goslings Dark & Stormy.

 

Now Rip.....if you reconstituted Bundaberg for those two ingredients.....you'd have yourself a mighty fine drink :lol:

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Saw this on the web, it was in Oz.

 

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On a completely separate note, my son bought the car. The debate about price went on for a while, before my son said: “I’ll give you $2,650 for it.” The owner replied: “sorry, I can’t take less than $2,600.” I looked at my son to see what he’d say, but he was equal to the task: “okay, $2,600.” And he bought the car on the spot for $2,600. Sometimes bargaining takes an odd turn!

 

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38 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Note the flying boats on the harbour at Rose Bay.

 

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   ........ that 'Mini' panel van that's trying to overtake that bus ....... I can tell you from factual experience that he's pedaling as hard as he can; and the darn bus still got past him up the outside lane ...... (btdt :blush:)

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4 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

   ........ that 'Mini' panel van that's trying to overtake that bus ....... I can tell you from factual experience that he's pedaling as hard as he can; and the darn bus still got past him up the outside lane ...... (btdt :blush:)

 

They were pretty popular those little vans and those buses.....man were they dangerous....you tripped coming down those back steps and you were out of the road!

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3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

   we're in Australia, .... that WAS a friggin tick ..... :unsure:

That's pretty funny mate! I'm still chuckling! You guys got the damndest creatures down there!:P

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