If penquins can't fly, what are their wings for?

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

 

[Colorado Coffinmaker]

 

So when the Orca order "wings" they are there to serve 

[Joke 'um]

Penguins have wings, but can't fly.  Leftovers from evolution, like a liberal's brain.

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

Dipping?

[Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438]

Swimming, diving & gliding........

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

That keel bone that sticks up on a chicken’s or turkey’s chest is where the wing muscles anchor. Birds without it are flightless, e.g., penguins, kiwis, ostriches, emus, rheas, etc., also numerous extinct species.

[Pat Riot]

They use them for swimming, like flying in water. 

[Alpo]

I've heard of being kicked in the ice-hole, but never pushed.

 

 

C'mon now, admit it. Y'all all thought that when you saw it.

[Singin' Sue 71615]

Better to smack you with...my dear

[Go West]

 

They're water wings. 

[Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933]

So they can steer while flying.