Buckshot Bear Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 You may also live in Canada if: If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number. If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend. If you measure distance in hours. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' In the same day and back again. If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching. If you carry jumper cables in your car, and your wife knows how to use them. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km, you're going 95 and everybody is passing you. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car. If you find -2F degrees 'a little chilly'.
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 11, 2022 Posted February 11, 2022 51 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I think I'd like to be at one of these parties ....... ........... but what's with the fingers ? .... are they double "ticked off" with somebody ???
Alpo Posted February 11, 2022 Posted February 11, 2022 7 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: but what's with the fingers No idea. When I was in junior high school (that would be 7th, 8th, and 9th grade) that meant peace. I don't have a clue what young people mean when they do it nowadays.
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted February 12, 2022 Posted February 12, 2022 12 hours ago, Alpo said: Is he watching a "HOCKEY GAME"? YEP! Not much distracts a hockey aficionado from the game. Not even a bevy of beauties!
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted February 24, 2022 Posted February 24, 2022 Coming soon to Canada!!
El CupAJoe Posted March 8, 2022 Posted March 8, 2022 19 hours ago, PowerRiverCowboy said: Gretta Castro?
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 12, 2022 Posted March 12, 2022 Original MEME had a bad word. Sorry.
Alpo Posted March 12, 2022 Posted March 12, 2022 You know when a bird poops on my truck, there's this little white spot. But Lawdy mercy, look at the size of that white spot the moose pooped.
WOLFY Posted March 13, 2022 Posted March 13, 2022 Canadian Independence Story: -they just asked the british to leave… promised to put the king on their money -the brits left canada
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 21, 2022 Posted March 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: More likely the Geese will coat your sidewalks, lawns and golf courses with stinky, green, slimy, greasy stuff.
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 10 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: ......... ouch !
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 On 2/24/2022 at 5:21 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Coming soon to Canada!! That's where they cover a table with fresh snow, drizzle maple syrup onto the snow and you eat it with a Popsicle stick, right? Eating yellow snow jokes aside, it sounds like it would be amazingly delicious.
Rip Snorter Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 Don't eat the yellow snow! A phrase common just south of the Canadian border.
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 11 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: That's where they cover a table with fresh snow, drizzle maple syrup onto the snow and you eat it with a Popsicle stick, right? Eating yellow snow jokes aside, it sounds like it would be amazingly delicious. A popular delicacy at the sugar shacks. Maple syrup, drizzled over clean white snow.
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