Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 26, 2022 Posted May 26, 2022 Question: When geese fly in a V-formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Answer: The longer side has more geese in it!
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted May 27, 2022 Posted May 27, 2022 I hit a deer and killed him this morning. He never knew what happened. I really hated it, but when I'm jogging, I'm in my own little world.
Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted May 27, 2022 Posted May 27, 2022 Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap In the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front Of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides Off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then Hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his Overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his Stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from His body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya Doing, Billy Bob?" "Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezus out of me," says an Obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom D'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to A tractor." (Don't make me come 'splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.)
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted May 27, 2022 Posted May 27, 2022 Me and the missus were walking across the yard when a lightning bolt struck her. In an instant, my entire wife flashed before my eyes.
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 29, 2022 Posted May 29, 2022 Since it has been 3 months now, it's worth repeating at this stage in the Forums.
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