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Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in 5 years?

 

I betcha , "Sitting behind your desk" would be a bad answer.

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Actually, if it went "If my performance can help you advance to a higher position with the Company, it would be my hope to replace you in your current position."

 

In some ways interviewing is almost worse than being interviewed.  I had quite a number of people with claimed skills on resumes and in conversation.  Given the opportunity to demonstrate them they couldn't.  Some tried and left, others just left.

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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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Life in these United States, many years ago.

 

Guy's walking down the street, and he comes up to this one yard. The grass has been freshly cut - the lawn mower is still sitting out. One car has a fresh wash job, and the woman is busily washing the second car. She has grass clippings stuck to her lower legs.

 

There's a chaise longue in the yard, with a man stretched out on it. He's reading the newspaper. Next to the longue is a bucket full of ice with three or four beers sticking out of the ice, and a table with an open beer sitting on it.

 

Leaning up against the foot of the longue is a sign made of cardboard and magic marker.

 

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

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On 6/3/2022 at 8:03 PM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

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“All of them.”

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There used to be a famous mountainside restaurant in Arizona that would deliver a Cowboy Boot first if you ordered a well done steak (you got your steak as ordered after) - there was also some circumstance that got your tie cut off by the server with scissors.  That is a marker on how many years ago that was!

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9 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

There used to be a famous mountainside restaurant in Arizona that would deliver a Cowboy Boot first if you ordered a well done steak (you got your steak as ordered after) - there was also some circumstance that got your tie cut off by the server with scissors.  That is a marker on how many years ago that was!

 

I'd love to see the fella's face who got his tie snipped by a waiter :) :) :) :) 

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6 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

I'd love to see the fella's face who got his tie snipped by a waiter :) :) :) :) 

Remember what a good tie cost in those days!  Never saw it done, but was only there twice,

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