Barkeep Casey Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 If you are heading east to shoot at TMM, construction has started on a brand new Dairy Queen a mile from the range. Nanner Splits!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Krazy Kajun Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Old TW might'n not make it all the way to the range! Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Jake Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 GPS coordinates, Please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 6 hours ago, Barkeep Casey said: If you are heading east to shoot at TMM, construction has started on a brand new Dairy Queen a mile from the range. Nanner Splits!!!! Theyre not shooting this weekend are they? Hypothetically speaking, not for me, asking for a friend, again not me, when will this Dairy Queen open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Barrel, SASS 34765 Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 9 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: Theyre not shooting this weekend are they? I'm buying nanner splits for everyone! Hypothetically speaking, not for me, asking for a friend, again not me, when will this Dairy Queen open? TW, I've always been good at reading between the lines and what I read was you're buying nanner splits for everydangbody. DB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Dang it barkeep, now he will just shoot faster, in anticipation of getting there fer a nannersplit. Imis (lets stroll down there and get them all) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 10 minutes ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: Dang it barkeep, now he will just shoot faster, in anticipation of getting there fer a nannersplit. Imis (lets stroll down there and get them all) No, no don't you see. Someone from TMM obviously has influence with the city planners. They had them put it on that side of the range so TW would stop for breakfast on the way to there. That will make him sluggish as his sugar drops mid-match. Pure Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkeep Casey Posted August 21, 2020 Author Share Posted August 21, 2020 The DQ is framed up and construction is rocking along nicely. It is located right off the interstate next to the Bass Pro Shops and Chick Fil A. Off Exit 1 I75. And there is a fifth Saturday shoot this month, but alas the DQ wont be finished in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 23 minutes ago, Barkeep Casey said: The DQ is framed up and construction is rocking along nicely. It is located right off the interstate next to the Bass Pro Shops and Chick Fil A. Off Exit 1 I75. And there is a fifth Saturday shoot this month, but alas the DQ wont be finished in time. BC, I know where you can git a chicken's foot and voodoo doll! Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Dairy Queen = Texas stop sign! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk James Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Just do not get a DQ during the match!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 46 minutes ago, Kirk James said: Just do not get a DQ during the match!!! Heresy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Double Barrel, SASS 34765 said: TW, I've always been good at reading between the lines and what I read was you're buying nanner splits for everydangbody. If only it would be open next weekend I would! Planning on seeing yall at the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkeep Casey Posted August 21, 2020 Author Share Posted August 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Krazy Kajun said: BC, I know where you can git a chicken's foot and voodoo doll! Kajun You need to keep those things down in that GA swamp you live in. The last time you brought them up to TN. ole TW made the mistake of just rubbing it and got himself smack dab in the middle of a riot on his way home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Barrel, SASS 34765 Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: If only it would be open next weekend I would! Planning on seeing yall at the match. Look forward to seeing you. Bring some of the other yahoos down with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Barkeep Casey said: You need to keep those things down in that GA swamp you live in. The last time you brought them up to TN. ole TW made the mistake of just rubbing it and got himself smack dab in the middle of a riot on his way home. Hehehe, it turned out worse luck for the rioters than it did me. You gotta watch the Krazy one though. He's got a pet cross dressing gerbil that he trained to run out and move targets on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 57 minutes ago, Double Barrel, SASS 34765 said: Look forward to seeing you. Bring some of the other yahoos down with you. I'll see if I can talk any of the other miscreants and malcontents to ride down with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: Hehehe, it turned out worse luck for the rioters than it did me. You gotta watch the Krazy one though. He's got a pet cross dressing gerbil that he trained to run out and move targets on you. I try and leave ole Skittles at home....just can't take him out in public too often! Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lickskillet charlie Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Krazy Kajun said: I try and leave ole Skittles at home....just can't take him out in public too often! Kajun Heyyyyyyy !!!!!!! Ya'll leave my dog outta this race Sides i heard a rumor Ol Widder has applied for adoption papers for T-Willie, sumpt'n bout git'n royalties off dem Nanner Spilts T-Willie iff'n i were you i'd keep my eye on Ol Coonie he's got some serious powers wif dem Chicken Feets, He's got connections wif a gal named Bertha down in tha swamps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 49 minutes ago, lickskillet charlie said: Heyyyyyyy !!!!!!! Ya'll leave my dog outta this race Sides i heard a rumor Ol Widder has applied for adoption papers for T-Willie, sumpt'n bout git'n royalties off dem Nanner Spilts T-Willie iff'n i were you i'd keep my eye on Ol Coonie he's got some serious powers wif dem Chicken Feets, He's got connections wif a gal named Bertha down in tha swamps Bertha told me I was the only one fer her! Now yer telling me the Krazy one is trying to get her from me. I probably gave her the chicken he been cutting the feet off of. I thought I seen one running circles last time I was down that way but didn't think anything of it. Widder's been trying to horn in on my nanner split dealings for a while now. Them things will put pep in yer step. T-Willie. I likes it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lickskillet charlie Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Tennessee williams said: Bertha told me I was the only one fer her! Now yer telling me the Krazy one is trying to get her from me. I probably gave her the chicken he been cutting the feet off of. I thought I seen one running circles last time I was down that way but didn't think anything of it. Widder's been trying to horn in on my nanner split dealings for a while now. Them things will put pep in yer step. T-Willie. I likes it Well im glad somebodys got her now,several years ago Kajun and some of his Jawja miscreants ganged up on me, held me at gun point with a intoxicated preacher and married me to that CRAZY little woman. Shortly after dat she runned off somewhere,aint seed hide nor hair of her since then. Here tell she's been hid'n out in Badlands Bob's basement.He runs a sweat shop there ya know, pays dem with ice cream sammiches, has all dem little people there sweat'n and mak'n boolits fer him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Last time I seen Bertha, she wrote me a bad check. Said she was leaving Skittles cause he didn't treat her right. She spent all day painting the tires in his yard white. When Skittle got home, he didn't even notice. So she painted the tires on his truck white too. He finally noticed that. Anyhow, Bertha came to stay with me till she could get her life together. Next thing I know, she done run off with an ice cream truck driver. Ain't seen her since. Never did make that check good either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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