Shopping tip for current times

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

 If you don't wear pants, people will be more likely to observe the 6 plus feet of social distancing.

[Long Gulch, SASS #53035]

Lawman Mark

 

Thanks for the tip but I believe I'll pass.

 

 

BTW, How much was your bail?

[Blackwater 53393]

Doing this is all well and good, except you don't have pockets for your wallet and keys!!!

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

I heard that some supermarkets are setting up one way aisles. No backtracking if it means you must pass someone.

 

wonder if I can pass a slowpoke.

 

 

 

Edited April 19, 2020 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

[Blackwater 53393]

I just "accidentally" run over their heels with the grocery cart!!  They tend to move along quite well after that!!  

[WD Farren]

This is most any day in San Francisco...

[Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L]

raining in Houston today so did my daily visit to Walmart and also got in my walk.  Not too many people there at 7 a.m.

 

 

 

 

[Capt. James H. Callahan]

2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

I heard that some supermarkets are setting up one way aisles. No backtracking if it means you must pass someone.

 

wonder if I can pass a slowpoke.

 

 

 

Some are doing that here. What a load of sh..........crap.

JHC

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

23 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

 If you don't wear pants, people will be more likely to observe the 6 plus feet of social distancing.

But can you handle the loud and derisive laughter and the rude pointing?

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

1 minute ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

But can you handle the loud and derisive laughter and the rude pointing?

I do that all the time when I'm shopping without pants.  

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

5 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

I do that all the time when I'm shopping without pants.  

What, they've never seen a kilt before?

[Badlands Bob #61228]

On 4/19/2020 at 10:58 AM, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

 If you don't wear pants, people will be more likely to observe the 6 plus feet of social distancing.

In any other state but Alabama, there would be law against that.

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

1 minute ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said:

In any other state but Alabama, there would be law against that.

That would cut out 69% of the shoppers at Wal-mart.

 

[Michigan Slim]

On 4/19/2020 at 11:37 AM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

wonder if I can pass a slowpoke.

 

 

 

Just do it on the left! 

[Alpo]

When I was in Walmart yesterday I noticed that all of the lanes were one way only. At one end of the lane it would say ENTER HERE, and at the other end it would say NO ENTRANCE.

 

Nobody - including the employees - paid a bit of attention to those signs on the floor.