Worst symptoms to have at the same time?

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

Amnesia and diarrhea

 

You find yourself running to the bathroom, yet can't remember why! 

[Rye Miles #13621]

I would think sneezing and diarrhea would be awful!! 

[J-BAR #18287]

Vomiting and diarrhea is expensive.  We had to take out the kitchen carpet.

[Sixgun Sheridan]

 

Vomiting and diarrhea is expensive.

 

That happened to me last winter. No fun at all.

 

Can we talk about something else now?

[J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE]

Spewing out both ends is no fun.  Had it in college (and no it wasn't from drinking) and it was totally horrible.  Those poor azalea bushes below my window . . .

 

[Capt. James H. Callahan]

 

Spewing out both ends is no fun.  Had it in college (and no it wasn't from drinking) and it was totally horrible.  Those poor azalea bushes below my window . . .

 

Me and a buddy came down with food poisoning on vacation once. Thankfully we had a cabin with beds and a bathroom. Took turns sitting on the throne puking in a trash can. Weren't much fun a'tall.

JHC

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

April 1966, doctor said “second one tonight from 1/36 mess hall”

[Pat Riot]

Y’all sure know how to party! Who-eee this is a good time....

 

[Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646]

Cracked ribs and a chest cold

 

Imis

[J-BAR #18287]

Good point.  Vomiting and diarrhea last hours, broken ribs last weeks.  

 

I don’t really want either again.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

 

I would think sneezing and diarrhea would be awful!! 

You beat me to that one.

[punxsutawneypete]

 

Spewing out both ends is no fun.  Had it in college (and no it wasn't from drinking) and it was totally horrible. 

 

Back when I was in school I got some bad clams at a local restaurant and this is what happened to me.  Kept me up to about 3 AM.  Somehow I was able to get up and go to class the next day.