Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Made it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 and I broke it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 2, 2019 Author Share Posted November 2, 2019 Do I hear five?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Did someone mention "class mottos?" Ours was "Sin, Sex, Beer and Wine! We're the Class of Sixty-Nine!" We also had great imaginations - what a milquetoast bunch! And then we moved and I changed schools... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Fourth Floor - Housewares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 2, 2019 Author Share Posted November 2, 2019 Mar 26 Indians open at home against the Tigers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Seamus Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Caramel Corn.......thats it......I want caramel corn when it hits page five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Fourth Floor - Housewares. Fifth Floor: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 2, 2019 Author Share Posted November 2, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Love my Pepsi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Remind you of anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 Dr Pepper here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 4, 2019 Author Share Posted November 4, 2019 This is still going??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Surely this can make 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Yes it can...and don’t call me Shirley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Yes I can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Marshal, there is a special place in hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 5, 2019 Author Share Posted November 5, 2019 I've got a 73 Uberti in .357 for sale, $100,000.00 because that's what I got into it!! Grrrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 That rifle better have a solid gold short stroke kit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 5, 2019 Author Share Posted November 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: That rifle better have a solid gold short stroke kit... I'll throw in a silver bullet with it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 A dead horse would have been gone long ago. kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Kid Rich said: A dead horse would have been gone long ago. kR ...and placed in a museum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 After being eaten for lack of a better thing to do with it. kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 39 minutes ago, Kid Rich said: After being eaten for lack of a better thing to do with it. kR Dakota tribal wisdom says that "when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount." Contrary to the proper Dakota tribal wisdom just above, upper level management in large companies seem to always want to follow the list of actions below to the final conclusion in "Number 21" 1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing riders. 3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this horse". 4. Appointing a committee to study the horse. 5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses. 6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses. 7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse. 8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability. 9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment. 10. Change the requirements declaring that "This horse is not dead". 11. Hire independent contractors to ride the dead horse. 12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed. 13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat". 14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance. 15. Do a study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper. 16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster. 17. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead. 18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses. 19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses. 20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable. And finally, when all else fails to solve the problem: 21. Promote the dead horse into a Management Position and fire the rider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 5, 2019 Author Share Posted November 5, 2019 Get a mule, they're much more sure footed than any horse! Festus loved his!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Mmmmmmm...... Garlic~!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 If you tie an Italian's hands, can he still talk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Just won't go away for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 17 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: If you tie an Italian's hands, can he still talk? Yes, they just can’t cuss as eloquently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Mary Ann!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Was the leaning tower of Pisa deliberately built on soft ground? It would not be a tourist attraction if it had been built correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 12 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Was the leaning tower of Pisa deliberately built on soft ground? It would not be a tourist attraction if it had been built correctly. Broken sprinkler pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 5, 2019 Author Share Posted November 5, 2019 Ginger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Natalie Schafer did all of her stunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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