Explaining Canadians

[Subdeacon Joe 21,320]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 4,455]

DANG IT SUBDEACON!

That is supposed to be the best kept secret in Canada!

How did you find out?

[Clay Mosby 620]

[Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 1,069]

Clay Mosby ;

Good ta see you is still viewing Grass from da Green Side ....

Ya ever Come ta Calgary any more ???

 

Jabez Cowboy

[Trailrider #896 1,465]

And then them honkers fly down to Denver and poop it our all over the golf courses, sidewalks, etc.!

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 2,222]

Honkers poop? How crude of them. Watch your step, cowboy. 

[Subdeacon Joe 21,320]

7 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

DANG IT SUBDEACON!

That is supposed to be the best kept secret in Canada!

How did you find out?

 

Vee haff vays!

[Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 1,069]

Vee use  Rubber Hose .....

You tell us !

 

Jabez Cowboy

[Red Eye Jim 226]

And the settle in Lakeview Oregon...

 

Go Honkers!

 

 

[Sixgun Sheridan 3,340]

Honestly I'm not sure how some people can say Canadians are all nice and sweet. Whenever I visit Vancouver BC I swear I'll get someone laying on their horn if it takes me more than .65 seconds to begin rolling after the light turns green.

[Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 1,069]

Six Gun your reaction time is ok fer a Yank ,,,,, A little slow fer up here ...

Should be .23 or less ....

 

Jabez Cowboy

[Blackwater 53393 4,483]

17 hours ago, Sixgun Sheridan said:

Honestly I'm not sure how some people can say Canadians are all nice and sweet. Whenever I visit Vancouver BC I swear I'll get someone laying on their horn if it takes me more than .65 seconds to begin rolling after the light turns green.

 

You’ll get that same response if you take that long to move and you are in front of me! I’m tired of people multitasking while driving!! If ya ain’t paying attention to your driving, you shouldn’t be behind the wheel!  

 

I had to pull out and go around some idiot the other morning in rush hour traffic who was sitting at a green traffic light, a newspaper spread across the steering wheel, a cell phone in one hand, a sandwich in the other, and yacking at the passenger in the other seat. When I blew the horn as I passed, he looked at me like I was from another planet!

[Subdeacon Joe 21,320]

19 hours ago, Sixgun Sheridan said:

Honestly I'm not sure how some people can say Canadians are all nice and sweet. Whenever I visit Vancouver BC I swear I'll get someone laying on their horn if it takes me more than .65 seconds to begin rolling after the light turns green.

 

 

That wait is prudent.  Here in the Greater San Francisco Bay Area the red light is a signal that only three more cars get to go through the intersection.  If you start as soon as your light turns green you will likely be broadsided.  Best to wait at least two seconds to check both directions of cross traffic.  

Twice.

[Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 5,647]

19 hours ago, Sixgun Sheridan said:

Honestly I'm not sure how some people can say Canadians are all nice and sweet. Whenever I visit Vancouver BC I swear I'll get someone laying on their horn if it takes me more than .65 seconds to begin rolling after the light turns green.

My brother moved to Canada so I wouldn't say Canadians are all nice and sweet. No one who knows him would call him nice or sweet..

17 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

That wait is prudent.  Here in the Greater San Francisco Bay Area the red light is a signal that only three more cars get to go through the intersection.  If you start as soon as your light turns green you will likely be broadsided.  Best to wait at least two seconds to check both directions of cross traffic.  

Twice.

I thought that was a California rule for all drivers.

[Sixgun Sheridan 3,340]

9 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

You’ll get that same response if you take that long to move and you are in front of me! I’m tired of people multitasking while driving!! If ya ain’t paying attention to your driving, you shouldn’t be behind the wheel!

 

I don't multi-task, but it does take a certain amount of time to see that the light changed, move my foot off the brake and press the gas pedal. Funny thing is, even here in the USA the guy in front of me is always sound asleep and the guy behind me is staging his car like we're on a drag strip. I can't win. 

[Cheatin Charlie 327]

I don't believe the French Canadians join in that festival.  They can't even get along with the Canadians in the Eastern part of their country.