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Christmas Shopping With Hubby

Del Rio Pete

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A couple was in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.

The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on the cell.


The wife said "Where are you? You know we have lots to do."

He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace?

I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"


Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up...

"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.


"Well, I am in the gun shop next door to that."


(From www.VansAirForce.net)

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The cemetery plot was already paid for!!! :o:lol:

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No he was just telling her that to throw her off ya all know a cowboy wouldn't do anything mean and lowdown

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Ya know wemen can't tell East from West or turn right/left fer directions, but they know where the jeweler shop is. Then again ifen she became a S.A.S.S. shooter she might be a looken fer new guns on Christmas mornen. What's the rest of the story might just fix it. :D

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