Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 But I wadn't even prospecting. It's varicose. Getting old sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 There are several other mundane discoveries that go with aging, Bob. Hate to be the bearer of bad news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Oh, man...! Yous guys are all butterflies and unicorns on a Thursday morn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Happy times and smiley faces! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Never trust a fart, just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Or a sneeze! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 And don't even think about having to go pee, cuz then... oh dang it, be right back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 There are several other mundane discoveries that go with aging, Bob. Hate to be the bearer of bad news. Like hair sprouting in unusual places. And it's white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 And those creaks are not all coming from the floor boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Like hair sprouting in unusual places. And it's white. For me, those places aren't unusual anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Gravity increases and snatches items from your hands. Worse,the floor is moving further away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 As one ages, one no longer has visions of rising up. Especially, after getting down on the floor to look for something you dropped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Coffinmaker Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Getting Old(er) ain't fer sissies Bob. Coffinmaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Clay Mosby Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 As one ages, one no longer has visions of rising up. Especially, after getting down on the floor to look for something you dropped. That's why we now have one of those grabber things in almost every room in the house. It's amazing how heavy even small things have gotten these days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugs Bonney SASS # 10171 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Once I passed sixty everything that still worked started leaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I'm just wondering what soldiers would have though if I'd shouted "Eureka!" when I found a vein starting an IV... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I'm just wondering what soldiers would have though if I'd shouted "Eureka!" when I found a vein starting an IV... The same thing if you said, "Oops"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Sage, SASS #49891 Life Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I've heard that age is just a state of mind, Did I miss sumthin...when did they make that a state? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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