Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 They ran a commercial for Coor's beer, and their mountain fresh water. I got to cogitating about that water. It sure looks pure and clean and fresh. But then I realized that bears pee in it. Not only that, so do beavers, badgers and skunks. Not to mention what fish do in it. I think I will stick with some other brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 And that makes it worse than beer made with water from the Mississippi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 C'mon! Beer is the urine of animals that are lower on the food chain than bacteria!! (no YUCK! icon) What it's made of is hardly of any greater consequence!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 And if those yeasties didn't do trillions of acts of reproduction while it was fermenting it would just bad tasting water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Why should the knowledge of Pee in beer be a surprise to anyone. How do you think it got its texture, color, taste AND.....foam? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Every drop of water on earth has been here since there was an earth. At one time or another it's all been peed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A friend who owns a lot of horses just cant get over the similarities between them and the smell of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUTH-PACIFIC,SASS #59402 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 cabin fever setting in and the year is not over yet.what will janury bring to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 How come guys can drink a 12 pack of beer, but they could not drink the same amount of water in the same amount of time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 How come guys can drink a 12 pack of beer, but they could not drink the same amount of water in the same amount of time? I don't know how they do it. If I drink one beer, I'm gonna pee two bottles worth within the hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Every drop of water on earth has been here since there was an earth. At one time or another it's all been peed! That's what my 7th grade science teacher told me. However, water is destroyed by plants during photosynthesis, and re-created by both plants and animals during cellular respiration. So if you measured the moisture content of the air you breath in, and then the moisture content of the air you exhale, the difference is water that your body has created. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 And the oxygen and hydrogen atoms in the water have not been here forever either. Some are the byproducts of fission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 STOP IT! MY HEAD HURTS WITH ALL THIS "SCIENCE" Think I'll have a beer for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldust Dan, SASS #2631Life Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Beer should be poured back into the horse from which it came. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Mushman Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Y'all can send all that beer you don't like to me! Harvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty Newt # 7365 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Too bad you had to leave early Saturday, Harvey. M.C. Ryder, Buckhorn Bud, Silver Badger, Cowboy Earl and I stood around the fire quite a while, proposing various toasts and solving miscellaneous world problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Whitney Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I've been to the Golden brewery. The water comes from Clear Creek. 140 years ago when Coors started brewing in Colorado, they built the brewery where Clear Creek came out of the mountains. It was famous for being some of the purest water coming out of the Rockies. Today, like all breweries, the water is purified. But back before modern day technology, it was the best water available. Little known fact. Coors employees were allowed to drink beer at lunch or on breaks until a 1994 accident. http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1994-10-07/business/9410070337_1_coors-spokesman-coors-employees-free-beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Worked across the street from Falstaff here in Fort Wayne. Some of the oldtimers in the shop used to go over for a mug of beer at lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Too bad you had to leave early Saturday, Harvey. M.C. Ryder, Buckhorn Bud, Silver Badger, Cowboy Earl and I stood around the fire quite a while, proposing various toasts and solving miscellaneous world problems. Yeee gawd, now THERE'S a crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Alcohol dehydrates you so you can consume more liquid. Water don't process as fast as alcohol so you can't drink it as fast or you'll fill up. Nobody buys beer. You just rent it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 I am a pretty good processing facility. Drink one and pass six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty Newt # 7365 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Yeee gawd, now THERE'S a crew. Somebody's gotta do it, and we stepped up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Mushman Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Too bad you had to leave early Saturday, Harvey. M.C. Ryder, Buckhorn Bud, Silver Badger, Cowboy Earl and I stood around the fire quite a while, proposing various toasts and solving miscellaneous world problems. Wished I could have stayed and drowned my sorrow from my first ever SDQ (Ugh...) - I could have used the collective wisdom of the ages, as assembled. Do y'all remember any of those "solutions" ya came up with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty Newt # 7365 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 They're classified. We faxed them to the U.N., Holder, and Obama, and are standing by for action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 They're classified. We faxed them to the U.N., Holder, and Obama, and are standing by for action. You could have a long wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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