Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 10, 2011 Posted April 10, 2011 Congrats to Deuce on a great shoot at the Smoky Mtn ShootOut. Great to have him, Doc, Uncle Johnny and of course, Lightning Wayne. Great posse #6. Good to shoot with RJ Law and The Lady. And good to see Duke Skywalker still runnin FAST and flawless. My good friend from Memphis, Tarantula Jack won the SRGF category by just a whisper over another good friend of mine, Tn Critter. AND NOW for the Apology to Red River Ray. Ray, I really didn't know that one of those Geisha twins was toothless until she took her teeth out and started 'gumming' on your ear lobe. Next time I hire someone to escort you around the big city (Oak Ridge), I'll make sure she comes with original equipment. But, you must admit that she was playing it cool until we all went to the midnite cantina that has the Karaoke. And after you had a couple brewskies and started singing 'You Look Wonderful Tonight' to her, that was when the teeth came out. Anyhow, I thought a public apology was in order. I'm sure you will return the favor if I show up at the NC State in June. ..........Widder
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 11, 2011 Author Posted April 11, 2011 Hey Marauder. Ever see some of them businesses that have signs on the front door that state certain 'restrictions' like NO SMOKING or NO FIREARMS? Welllll, this particular 'Cantina' had a sign on the front door that stated 'NO CAMERA's ALLOWED'. Sooooo, unless someone snuck a camera in OR, maybe their picture taking cell phone, there may not be any pixs. Of course, if someone did get a pix, it would be priceless. Hey, I don't make this stuff up. ..........Widder
Geronimo Jim SASS # 21775 Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 And the Red Rive Ray LEDGEND continues to grow!
Red River Ray SASS#33254 Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 http://s803.photobucket.com/albums/yy314/RAGINRAY/?action=view¤t=securedownload1.jpg OK, hope this don't get me in trouble. The Cantina we were in was crowded an I can't seem ta recall everything that happened, as some cowpoke was freely offerin up double shots of bug juice ta several of us trailhands. However as resourceful as I am I did manage to get one picture of tha beautiful Senorita Calvalina, sometime after midnight. I had a hard time beatin back Mose,Tombstone,Three Cut,Whiskey Creek an several others last night as ya know when a new hen comes into tha coop tha Roosters all wanna crow! Widder I shore wanne thank ye fer a fine time wid her. Gotta love them gums. R(whut got his arse kicked)RR
Red River Ray SASS#33254 Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 Congrats to ya Deuce on a fine second day shootin and a good match overall. Good ta see an talk to you an evabody else. Man what a good match this has become. Very good stages written by Fast Harley. Hats off to ya. Its good ta be beaten by a good shooter and not by a stupid scoring system, as this match is scored Total time! Good shooting by Deuce and trying to go alittle to fast an missing beat me, not by having tha dice rolled to see just how bad your misses would effect you:wub: Posse 7 rocked This was probably tha fastest posse I've shot on. Everyone got along an worked together great. Good range good weather great food at tha range also. Concrats to everyone who won their classes. Good shooting. And to my new friend Vaq Jake I surly enjoyed watchin ye shoot. RRR
mj spencer Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 Congrats to ya Deuce on a fine second day shootin and a good match overall. Good ta see an talk to you an evabody else. Man what a good match this has become. Very good stages written by Fast Harley. Hats off to ya. Its good ta be beaten by a good shooter and not by a stupid scoring system, as this match is scored Total time! Good shooting by Deuce and trying to go alittle to fast an missing beat me, not by having tha dice rolled to see just how bad your misses would effect you:wub: Posse 7 rocked This was probably tha fastest posse I've shot on. Everyone got along an worked together great. Good range good weather great food at tha range also. Concrats to everyone who won their classes. Good shooting. And to my new friend Vaq Jake I surly enjoyed watchin ye shoot. RRR RAY!!!!, i hear there is a chance of u gettin to make the classic?????? sure would be good to see you again, and see ya shoot another great match at the sparta range, with stages written by MOSE SPENCER himself. hope you decide to come out, gonna be a great match. MJ (who hopes ray makes the classic) spencer
Tn Tombstone Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 RRR, I do believe I have danced with that somewhat questionable Senorita Calvalina you got pictured there one night up at the Possum Trot. I could not remember her name but I do remember she had really big feet. It was great to see everyone and sorry I had to miss the big party Saturday night but thanks for keeping an eye on Lady T for me.
Korupt Karl Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 I never get tired of telling Duece CONGRATULATIONS....seems like if he goes some where he usually wins. Good going pard. KK
Colt Faro, SASS #54579 Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 Congrats to you Deuce!!! Rattlesnake and I both hope to see you up at Sparta in a couple weeks. He's really wanting to shoot with you bad!!!! He's watching and learning all he can from you. Colt
Jim Mayo, SASS # 28961 Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 Try this. The Smoky Mountain Shoot-Out Scores are posted here Scores The Costume Contest Winners will be posted as soon as I get the results. Congratulations to Deuce Stevens - Top Gun & Dew R. Dye - Lady Top Gun!
C. W. Knight # 47289L Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 The Smoky Mountain Shoot-Out Scores are posted here Scores The Costume Contest Winners will be posted as soon as I get the results. Congratulations to Deuce Stevens - Top Gun & Dew R. Dye - Lady Top Gun! Jim I seem to be a little bewitched this am. I can't seem to find the scores. C.W.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 11, 2011 Author Posted April 11, 2011 That is one handsome woman. Manatee: those fellers were fightin over her. When they all realized that physical threats were useless, they decided to draw straws (or high card) to see 'who' could dance with her first. Of course, this was after she took out the teeth. I ain't one to spread rumors and such, but I did hear that she and Mose were thinkin about try-outs for Dancin With The Stars. Hey, I don't make this stuff up. ..........Widder
Tn Tombstone Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 CW, go to that link and go down the page right below our info box, you will see a listing for scores. We are working on a detailed report now but since we used total time we are having to build the report table and seem to have an error in one or more of our code lines. We will get it post ASAP, meanwhile, take a look at the over all reports.
Buck D. Law, SASS #62183 Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 I want to add my congratulations to Widowmaker Hill for bringing the Smoky Mountain gunfighter trophy back to Tennessee. Visiting the Smoky Mountain Shootist Society, shooting Fast Harley's stages and visiting with Widder, Tombstone and the rest of the gang is always a pleasure.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 11, 2011 Author Posted April 11, 2011 I want to add my congratulations to Widowmaker Hill for bringing the Smoky Mountain gunfighter trophy back to Tennessee. Visiting the Smoky Mountain Shootist Society, shooting Fast Harley's stages and visiting with Widder, Tombstone and the rest of the gang is always a pleasure. Howdy Buck. ALWAYS good to see you and Sugah. Glad you enjoyed the shoot. Harley set up 10 of the finest stages anywhere to be found. Guess I'll need to travel to Alabama this summer so you can 'pay me back'. Hope we cross trails a few more times this summer my good friend. ..........Widder
Barkeep Casey Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 What an AWESOME SHOOT!!!! Talk about a first class operation, and fantastic Stages!!! I can not wait for next year.
Kid Drover Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 Congratulations Deuce, and all the cowpokes who won, shot their best, and just had a great ole time. What a great shoot! And, I learned more at this shoot than any other. Buck D Law clued me in on one of the greatest secrets of cowboy shooting. When filling out the applications for all these various shoots, wehn you come to the "Posse With", write down "Purdy Women". Other than the gorgeous brunette photoed by RRR between Possee 3 and Buck's Possee, we had "purdiest ladies" there. YEE-HAW! MD
Red River Ray SASS#33254 Posted April 11, 2011 Posted April 11, 2011 Would you fellers try an post a stage by stage score sheet if possible. Some of us like ta look alittle deeper into a match than gist tha OA time. Thanks RRR
Tn Tombstone Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 Mayo is working on it as I type this. Since we used total time we had to figure out 10 stages for the total report and something about code problems. I got lost somewhere around there. We will post it as soon as it is up.
Red River Ray SASS#33254 Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 Mayo is working on it as I type this. Since we used total time we had to figure out 10 stages for the total report and something about code problems. I got lost somewhere around there. We will post it as soon as it is up. Thanks buddy! The SMSO ain't tha match of old. Sure am glad I came. RRR
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 12, 2011 Author Posted April 12, 2011 Hey Ray, we're glad you came also. Just wanted to let you know that when I drove home this afternoon, the marquie outside the 'Deep Laggoon Massage Parlor' read: 'Thanks Wed Wiver Way'. Those twin Geisha girls had a good time. I got their bill today and they charged me overtime prices. Oh well, guess its time to start saving my pennies again for next year. Hope to see you in June. ..........Widder
Tn Tombstone Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 Who is this cowboy???? Close as I can figure, there are 5 pieces of brass in the air, 4 that I see and one behind his gun stock and maybe another one out of the picture. There are some photos posted from one of our members. This one is timed really well RRR
Fast Harley,SASS#34953 Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 Congrats to Deuce and all the category winners. Thanks for coming! Also,congrats to my friend Widder for first place in a category close to my heart! A big thank you to all the volunteers who helped put this on. Right now,the plan is to have the Ninth Annual in '12. If we do it will be bigger and better,(and maybe even faster!) Appreciate all the good comments. Harley.
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 Pictures, We Want Pictures!!! Marauder, I really have to wonder about someone wanting to see pictures of a toothless woman nibbling on RRR's ear lobe.
Hugh Damwright Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 Congrats to Deuce, and THANK YOU to Widder fer takin' keer of my ol' buddy RRR.
royal barnes sass #5792 Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 RRR, I am appalled. I have never known you to consume that much lizard juice!!!!
Tn Tombstone Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 Since you asked for it here is the "Stage by Stage" report. You can also see some pictures already posted by going to our webpage at SMSS Home Page and click on the forum. There are two treads right now one in the heading SMSO 2011 and one on the main forum. RRR, here are the results as requested, we have also included Time vs Rank. Pretty interesting stuff in you have strong feeling one way or the other Stage by Stage
shenny Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 AND NOW for the Apology to Red River Ray. Ray, I really didn't know that one of those Geisha twins was toothless until she took her teeth out and started 'gumming' on your ear lobe. Next time I hire someone to escort you around the big city (Oak Ridge), I'll make sure she comes with original equipment. But, you must admit that she was playing it cool until we all went to the midnite cantina that has the Karaoke. And after you had a couple brewskies and started singing 'You Look Wonderful Tonight' to her, that was when the teeth came out. Anyhow, I thought a public apology was in order. I'm sure you will return the favor if I show up at the NC State in June. ..........Widder What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. You know that rule. Like the man said PICTURES Shenny
Fast Harley,SASS#34953 Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 Here is a poem inspired by the after-party for the SMSO. To get an idea,see photo early in this thread. You had to be there to understand,but I'll post it anyway. Things You Can't Unsee Minding my own business in a town called "Ridge of Oak" Talking and laughing with a bunch of the cowboy folk Suddenly,Wallyanna appeared with her "girls" Calvalina,Cactusina,and Loosasita,with long-dark curls All the men-folk were filled-up with fear Watching Calvalina munching some cowpoke's ear There's things in life you just can't unsee Things so bad and awful they should never be Sick,and dizzy,against the wall I had to prop All I could think to say was,"Make it stop,make it stop!" Fast Harley Ask RRR,he knows.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 12, 2011 Author Posted April 12, 2011 Hey folks, Harley just don't make all this stuff up either. There had to be some inspirational activity to inspire this beautiful piece of poetry literature. ..........Widder
Red River Ray SASS#33254 Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 Here is a poem inspired by the after-party for the SMSO. To get an idea,see photo early in this thread. You had to be there to understand,but I'll post it anyway. Things You Can't Unsee Minding my own business in a town called "Ridge of Oak" Talking and laughing with a bunch of the cowboy folk Suddenly,Wallyanna appeared with her "girls" Calvalina,Cactusina,and Loosasita,with long-dark curls All the men-folk were filled-up with fear Watching Calvalina munching some cowpoke's ear There's things in life you just can't unsee Things so bad and awful they should never be Sick,and dizzy,against the wall I had to prop All I could think to say was,"Make it stop,make it stop!" Fast Harley Ask RRR,he knows. LMAO RRR
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