Grizzly Dave Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 The mere fact that someone doesn't spell the club name right tells me they are qualified! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 9, 2010 Author Share Posted December 9, 2010 Point well taken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Welcome Titus and Fannie- I hope ya know what you are getting yourselves into!! No need to roll yer eyes on my account! Believe me, Fannie and I will fit right in with this bunch. Wish I had more time ta spend here in the Saloon.....my kinda place and folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Hey Titus! Hows my 650 working for you? I've been thinking about it lately, I'm down to only a couple hundred rounds and need to crank up my rockchucker. Grizz Grizz, I ain't even had time ta get it outta the box yet! Between work, Thanksgiving, a five day trip to Kentucky for the Mose'n'Bella Turkey Shoot and then caravaning across the state with T-Bone, Whiskey Creek, Iron Maiden, Copperhead Joe, Miss Bo, TN Tombstone and Mose'n'Bella to help the Vaqueros and the Rock Creek Rangers kick off their inaugural shoot, I haven't even had time to move one of my Square Deal B's off the loading bench to make room for the new 650. Gotta get thru a wedding reception for my oldest son this weekend and then I hope to get it crankin! Titus A. (needin way more time than I got) Gnatsass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 MML Ya might as well sign me up . Grizz can attest to my quals. Chickasaw Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 MO---I proudly submit my application and request #39 since that is my true age and always will be, and it's how long me legs are, too Merry Christmas Ms. CC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas LawDog Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 MO, I would like 66 because that was my unit # for almost 25 years at the SO in Fort Worth, Tx. I'm retired now, but I can still KICKASS when necessary. I hope to see you at the SASS. I should be there about 0930. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky Gun Runner SASS 79775 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I'll take #101. That'll make em wonder how we got so big so fast. I got so big so fast eatin' cupcakes and drinkin beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosey West Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 We need to have someway to recognize fellow members at a glance. Maybe a special colored feather to be worn from the hat band or for the gals from a hairpiece. Then we would have a secret signal of some kind to weed out imposters. All secret signals or hailing signs would have to be decided behind guarded doors at our first convention. Anybody else have any ideas along these lines to insure the integrity of this great organization remains top priority? Mosey West Kicksass #33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 9, 2010 Author Share Posted December 9, 2010 Wow- first time I will be connected with anything that has integrity! Not sure my bad reputation can take it!! Miss Cupcake, welcome and Merry Christmas to you too. Chicksaw, Sneaky, Irish Tom, welcome too. LawDog, I had to cancel my trip to the Convention this year due to being in training sessions to start being our local town justice- training is right in the middle of the convention. Next year though we will meet, I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Tom Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Mo. I will proudly accept whatever number is left. Thank you. Irish Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Duz we have a secret hand shake? I never been in such an elite body of folk that I need to shake hands. Us Badger folk, well, we just sorta wave at each other while we is kicking somebody's donkey. That is what kicksass do, don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I'm number two! I'm number two! Wait, that could be taken badly, hmmmm. Badger, maybe we need arm bands like the Dooley Gang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G. P. Cobb Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 We need to have someway to recognize fellow members at a glance. Maybe a special colored feather to be worn from the hat band or for the gals from a hairpiece. Then we would have a secret signalof some kind to weed out imposters. All secret signals or hailing signs would have to be decided behind guarded doors at our first convention. Anybody else have any ideas along these lines to insure the integrity of this great organization remains top priority? Mosey West Kicksass #33 __________________ Agree! +1, Cobb #55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I'm number two! I'm number two! Wait, that could be taken badly, hmmmm. Badger, maybe we need arm bands like the Dooley Gang. That would make us an army? I ain't nuttin like the Dooley Gang.They wouldn't have me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Damwright Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Duz we have a secret hand shake? We do, but it's a secret... so it cannot be revealed !~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katastrophe Kate Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 We need us a KICKSASS spell checker! [/quote Oh no !! The spelling police are on here !! I left out the "S" on KICKSASS due to not 'huntin & peckin' on the puter !! I tend to type faster than I think.. I think ! LOL !! Oh well... I quess that truly qualifies me for the club ! Katastrophe Kate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Duz we have a secret hand shake? I never been in such an elite body of folk that I need to shake hands. Us Badger folk, well, we just sorta wave at each other while we is kicking somebody's donkey. That is what kicksass do, don't they? Badger - U DA MAN First time i ever showed up in nuther Pards signature (inna gud ways) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Looks like #10 is still up for grabs. Anyone not ever in the top 10, now's yer chance Anyone who served in VietNam knows what #1 means and #10 too. That's why I didn't take it. Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Looks like #10 is still up for grabs. Anyone not ever in the top 10, now's yer chance Anyone who served in VietNam knows what #1 means and #10 too. That's why I didn't take it. Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 Maybe I should change MY number? Looks like #10 is still up for grabs. Anyone not ever in the top 10, now's yer chance Anyone who served in VietNam knows what #1 means and #10 too. That's why I didn't take it. Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I submit our emblem should be an image of a busted pocketknife blade. Daresay that one of the qualifications of belonging to such an elite organization should be that each member sometime in their life has used a good Case XX knife as a screwdriver and resulted in dire consequences for said knife. Extra recognition given to those who have meritorously done it twice or more despite knowing full well what the outcome would be. Or.....the equivalent dumba$$ stunt. Betcha tried to tighten a screw on a good gun with an ill fitting screwdriver blade at least once too. Don't ask how I know. At some point Mo, think you need to compile a list of dangit stunts so that potential members can ponder before submitting an application. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Or breaking a good screwdriver using it as a pry bar. And then keeping them (yes, plural) around cuz ya never know when you might need them again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Badger - U DA MAN First time i ever showed up in nuther Pards signature (inna gud ways) Kerful Boss Hoss, that cud get you some vacation time in the big house. You jus never know where my signature is gonna show up. Since I was forced to give up my medicine show and wagon, by that narrow minded Sheriff. Well, jus be kerful is all I'm sayin', Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 That would make us an army? I ain't nuttin like the Dooley Gang.They wouldn't have me. If it's any consolation, Badger, The Dammit Gang out-dooled the Dooleys in Tombstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 We need to have someway to recognize fellow members at a glance. Maybe a special colored feather to be worn from the hat band or for the gals from a hairpiece. Then we would have a secret signalof some kind to weed out imposters. All secret signals or hailing signs would have to be decided behind guarded doors at our first convention. Anybody else have any ideas along these lines to insure the integrity of this great organization remains top priority? Mosey West Kicksass #33 I love this... anything with color, sparkle, and looks kinda funky I want in on.. lol... Feather, nice touch.. We could put a little hook on it and hang it from our hair or our hairs.. mean and women alike.. So, now we need a secret handshake or wink or smile... I would say we could all signal by wearing the same color lipstick. but the guys don't like my color.. lol...Oh.. got it.. engraving on our guns.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 No need to roll yer eyes on my account! Believe me, Fannie and I will fit right in with this bunch. Wish I had more time ta spend here in the Saloon.....my kinda place and folks! I can vouch for these two... I shot with them in AR and MO and they are crazier than I am.. lol... yeah, it is possible folks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 You telling me I gotta have GUNS to belong to this outfit? I am a pacifist and the onlyest thing I got that looks like a gun is my tofu fork. What to do, what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Branch Louie Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I hope we get tie tacks and secret decoder rings, cept I don't hardly ever wear a tie. BMC, don't worry, NONE of us have guns in this club, we jist like to talk about ol' cowboy stuff. Since I got in early and have a low number, maybe it'll be easier to get in the KICKSASS Hall of Fame. I know I've done enough stupid things in my life to qualify..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 We got a Hall of Fame? Wow, this thing is BIG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Somebody get on the ball and nominate a KICKSASS Person of the Year. Darwin Award winners can only be awarded posthumorously. Fact is, our founder none other than MO richly deserves this award. No, wait till Jan 1 cuz some of us stand to screw up more than MO ever thought about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Kerful Boss Hoss, that cud get you some vacation time in the big house. You jus never know where my signature is gonna show up. Since I was forced to give up my medicine show and wagon, by that narrow minded Sheriff. Well, jus be kerful is all I'm sayin', I'm used to sleepin with one eye open, lookin over ma shoulder, usin the back door, sittin with ma back to a wall, sleepin with ma boots on, ...... Well, ya git tha picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 11, 2010 Author Share Posted December 11, 2010 Somebody get on the ball and nominate a KICKSASS Person of the Year. Darwin Award winners can only be awarded posthumorously. Fact is, our founder none other than MO richly deserves this award. No, wait till Jan 1 cuz some of us stand to screw up more than MO ever thought about. OK- we need some volunteers. KICKSASS Hall of Fame: I need someone to collect stories that will illustrate why a nominee (every member is eligible to nominate another member, a non-member, or him or herself) is a candidate to be the yearly KICKSASS honoree for induction into our Hall of Fame. The stories can be posted here, or sent to the member who is collecting the stories, who will then add them here for us all to laugh at, er, I mean to study and evaluate for appropriatness, funny-ness, and embarassment factor. I nominate Yellowhouse Sam and Grizz for this. I need a second, and a vote. KICKSASS Identification: We have a volunteer who will print T-shirts with our logo, so we need to have a volunteer who will collect and post potential logos for the T-shirt, as well as come up with an appropriate method of club members identification. A feather in the hat has been suggested, but we can do arm bands a la the Dooley Gang (but better of course!), or a badge, or......... I nominate dear Deja for this!!! I need a second, and a vote. All those in favor, say something....knowing this gang, it might be too much to expect the traditional AYE....although if we have Mounted folks, a Neigh may be in order! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 I second anything and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 11, 2010 Author Share Posted December 11, 2010 I second anything and everything. you are too dang easy BMC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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