Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 I have a meeting at the bank this afternoon, and if all goes well, I'll be debt free! I'm so excited I can barely get my ski mask on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 "Good Luck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Mark Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Just have them load a bunch of Bitcoin onto your digital wallet on your cell phone and you will be able to run faster than carrying cash. No dye packs that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Do you have a driver waiting outside? Make sure the car is running and you have plenty of gas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 I'll put in a good word for you at the arraignment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Mark Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 19 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Do you have a driver waiting outside? Make sure the car is running and you have plenty of gas! Use your cellphone and digital wallet, trust me on this. Just lock the screen and go next door to the Starbucks and have a cup of coffee. When the cops come, they can do nothing when you tell them you have locked the screen on your cellphone. No getaway car needed this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, Pb Mark said: Use your cellphone and digital wallet, trust me on this. Just lock the screen and go next door to the Starbucks and have a cup of coffee. When the cops come, they can do nothing when you tell them you have locked the screen on your cellphone. Now that all depends on the cops. Sometimes a seasoned cop will decide that you may get the evidence suppressed but at least you won't get it back. Courts don't return contraband or stolen property to the suspect, even though it was seized improperly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted December 11, 2023 Author Share Posted December 11, 2023 40 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Do you have a driver waiting outside? Make sure the car is running and you have plenty of gas! @Rye Miles #13621, Frankie, my next door neighbor, and his 1958 BMW Isetta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Mark Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 16 minutes ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said: Now that all depends on the cops. Sometimes a seasoned cop will decide that you may get the evidence suppressed but at least you won't get it back. Courts don't return contraband or stolen property to the suspect, even though it was seized improperly. I was just assuming that if dumb enough to rob a bank, might not be a good driver either. No getaway car this way. Save an auto accident and possible innocent injuries this way. Might be afraid of getting sentenced if caught, to a bitcoin mine with a shovel, digging the earth for more of those bitcoins.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Well, atleast you didn't ask us to 'Pray' for your business trip to the bank. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 42 minutes ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: @Rye Miles #13621, Frankie, my next door neighbor, and his 1958 BMW Isetta. Make sure you wear a red fez! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Don’t wear a motorcycle helmet with a dark face shield into your bank. It causes quite a stir. Guess how I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Mark Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Actually, you missed the prime opportunity. Not too long ago could have been just put on your full face Covid mask. Enter the bank, "give me all your money or I will sneeze on you." Remember those days? They actually made us wear masks in the bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 I wish you...never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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