Cypress Sun Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 9 minutes ago, Texas Joker said: I've had that day. I've done the same thing before...no one saw it though, but I still felt like an ass. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 18th Century Tactical Pistol. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 And I thought Polish jokes were dead. Hey Joey, where’s my pole? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 Uh…Duh… 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 No stress at all. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 That snake picture reminds me of a story. Whenever I meet a puppy for the first time, I pick it up and hold it right up to my face, nose to nose, and we breathe on each other for a while. So I'm at a friend's house one day, and a friend of his came over bringing his pet ferret, Bear. I had never had anything to do with a ferret before. And Keith hands me Bear, and I treated him just like I would a puppy. Brought him up to my face and we breathed on each other for a little bit. And then I set him down. Keith was impressed. "I didn't know he would do that", so he picked him up and brought him up to his face nose to nose. And Bear latched on to him. It shocked him so much he dropped the ferret, and it just was hanging there off his nose. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 5 hours ago, Alpo said: That snake picture reminds me of a story. Whenever I meet a puppy for the first time, I pick it up and hold it right up to my face, nose to nose, and we breathe on each other for a while. So I'm at a friend's house one day, and a friend of his came over bringing his pet ferret, Bear. I had never had anything to do with a ferret before. And Keith hands me Bear, and I treated him just like I would a puppy. Brought him up to my face and we breathed on each other for a little bit. And then I set him down. Keith was impressed. "I didn't know he would do that", so he picked him up and brought him up to his face nose to nose. And Bear latched on to him. It shocked him so much he dropped the ferret, and it just was hanging there off his nose. Keith should have given his ferret a treat that morning like the ferret wanted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 This guy is just not having a good day. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 41 minutes ago, Pat Riot said: This guy is just not having a good day. But at least he caught them! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 I almost put this in Australia. But it seemed like it fit here better. It's her own fault. She has sharks on her flippers. They must have been calling their big brother. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 1 hour ago, Alpo said: I almost put this in Australia. But it seemed like it fit here better. It's her own fault. She has sharks on her flippers. They must have been calling their big brother. We're gonna need a bigger boat...and some new undies. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 1 hour ago, Alpo said: I almost put this in Australia. But it seemed like it fit here better. It's her own fault. She has sharks on her flippers. They must have been calling their big brother. Awe…that shark is just trying to get a leg up in life. Or two, maybe. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 “Ants ate this lollipop completely, but the wrapper is still spherical.” 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 (edited) I remember on Sea Hunt, Lloyd Bridges would sit on the gunnel, hold his mask tight to his face and just fall back wasBACKWARDS out of the boat. That would have been fun if there had been a great white 5 feet below the surface. At least that girl bent over and looked first. Edited March 15 by Alpo otto, please learn English 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 1 hour ago, Alpo said: I remember on Sea Hunt, Lloyd Bridges would sit on the gunnel, hold his mask tight to his face and just fall back wasBACKWARDS out of the boat. That would have been fun if there had been a great white 5 feet below the surface. At least that girl bent over and looked first. That would have sucked. Mike Nelson was one of my heroes when I was growing up! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 You know, I don't know which is funnier. That they have an ATM and a bathroom, or the location of that grab bar by the toilet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 5 hours ago, Alpo said: ................ ummmmmm ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 5 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ................ ummmmmm ! I believe the phrase you are looking for is "NO! Stupid human!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 3 hours ago, DocWard said: I believe the phrase you are looking for is "NO! Stupid human!" 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 3 hours ago, DocWard said: I believe the phrase you are looking for is "NO! Stupid human!" What? He's got gloves on! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 14 hours ago, Alpo said: You know, I don't know which is funnier. That they have an ATM and a bathroom, or the location of that grab bar by the toilet. Depends on which way you’re facing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 (edited) 21 hours ago, Alpo said: I remember on Sea Hunt, Lloyd Bridges would sit on the gunnel, hold his mask tight to his face and just fall back wasBACKWARDS out of the boat. That would have been fun if there had been a great white 5 feet below the surface. At least that girl bent over and looked first. I always looked behind me right before falling over backwards. One time a tourist diver didn’t and landed right on top of me. Boy howdy, that left a mark on my head. Edited March 16 by Abilene Slim SASS 81783 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 1 hour ago, Alpo said: ............................. double ummmmmmmmmmmm .......... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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