Alpo Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 But people of the current generation don't understand why they were funny in the first place. This young man has been invited to his first formal dinner. And ifAS he's ready to leave he confesses to his landlady that he has no idea what to talk to these people about. She says it's not a problem. He should first turn to the lady on his left - formal dinner, man woman man woman man woman, so there will be a lady on both his left and his right - and ask her if she is married, and how many children she has. Then he should do the same with the lady on his right. This will start a conversation going between the three of them. So at the dinner he's going to give it a try. He turns to the lady on his left and he asks her if she's married. She responds that she is not, so he then asks her how many children she has. The lady on his right leaned over and said, "I have three children", so he turned to her and said, "Are you married?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Jokes that are not only no longer funny ........... brandon ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: Jokes that are not only no longer funny ........... brandon ..... Here in the North, we got ya beat. Trudeau. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Here in the North, we got ya beat. Trudeau. aint that the truth everywhere ? im not going to pile onto what jokes are funny or not - i think folks no longer have a sense of humer and are too busy getting "offended" to enjoy life loved the subtle joke BTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Christmas joke. How much did Santa's sleigh cost? Nothing. It was on the house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, watab kid said: aint that the truth everywhere ? im not going to pile onto what jokes are funny or not - i think folks no longer have a sense of humer and are too busy getting "offended" to enjoy life loved the subtle joke BTW So true. P. O. O. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Christmas joke. How much did Santa's sleigh cost? Nothing. It was on the house! Sounds like a Baptist joke. Like I've often said.... If you can't take a yoke, don't eat eggs for breakfast. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 When I can’t tell any more Boudreaux Thinideaux jokes, I’ll quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 The no arms and no legs jokes are out the window for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Aussies never tire of this one..... New Zealanders..... Not so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 8 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: Aussies never tire of this one..... New Zealanders..... Not so much ......... don't New Zealanders like playing leapfrog ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted December 13, 2022 Author Share Posted December 13, 2022 I could understand their dislike if it was a hairy looking bird But a sheep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 "Never play leapfrog with a unicorn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Alpo said: I could understand their dislike if it was a hairy looking bird But a sheep? We're talkin' NZ.....forget about Kiwi's !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted December 13, 2022 Author Share Posted December 13, 2022 I thought that's what New Zealand was. There's Brits in England, and Frogs in France, and Aussies in Australia, and Krauts in Germany, and Kiwis in New Zealand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 20 minutes ago, Alpo said: I thought that's what New Zealand was. There's Brits in England, and Frogs in France, and Aussies in Australia, and Krauts in Germany, and Kiwis in New Zealand. You're forgetting the SHEEP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Q: What do you call a Kiwi with a hundred lovers? A: A shepherd. Kiwi scientists have made a breakthrough discovery and discovered 2 new uses for New Zealand sheep? For both meat and wool. Q: I asked a kiwi how many sexual partners he had had... A: He fell asleep counting. Q: Why does New Zealand have some of the fastest race horses in the world? A: Because the horses have seen what they do with their sheep. What is a Kiwi's defense in court? "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence." Q: How do Kiwi's find sheep in long grass? A: Delightful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sedalia Dave Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 On 12/13/2022 at 2:42 PM, DeaconKC said: "Never play leapfrog with a unicorn." Or a Rhinoceros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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