Cypress Sun Posted Thursday at 12:00 PM Share Posted Thursday at 12:00 PM 1 1 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted Thursday at 12:03 PM Share Posted Thursday at 12:03 PM Always a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted Thursday at 01:50 PM Share Posted Thursday at 01:50 PM Still hilarious after all these years. Loved that show. Thanks Cypress Sun. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted Thursday at 02:10 PM Share Posted Thursday at 02:10 PM Now I understand domestic turkeys, because they're bred for the giant breast, and they're just not balanced right. But wild turkeys can fly. The question is, how well? If you threw a wild turkey out at 2,000 ft, could he fly to the ground? Or would it be like tossing me out the car door at 60 mph? I can run, but I can't run 60, and even if I could I wouldn't be able to do it for long, and I would quickly fall flat on my face. "As God is my witness, I thought Alpo could run" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted Thursday at 02:27 PM Share Posted Thursday at 02:27 PM Thanks, Cy. Still one of the funniest scenes ever on TV 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted Thursday at 03:41 PM Author Share Posted Thursday at 03:41 PM 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Still hilarious after all these years. Loved that show. Thanks Cypress Sun. 1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Thanks, Cy. Still one of the funniest scenes ever on TV A timeless classic in my opinion. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted Thursday at 11:06 PM Share Posted Thursday at 11:06 PM Just not Thanksgiving without Les. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted Thursday at 11:49 PM Share Posted Thursday at 11:49 PM 9 hours ago, Alpo said: Now I understand domestic turkeys, because they're bred for the giant breast, and they're just not balanced right. But wild turkeys can fly. The question is, how well? If you threw a wild turkey out at 2,000 ft, could he fly to the ground? Or would it be like tossing me out the car door at 60 mph? I can run, but I can't run 60, and even if I could I wouldn't be able to do it for long, and I would quickly fall flat on my face. "As God is my witness, I thought Alpo could run" A wild one might be able to fly down OK, but not sure! I've seen them fly long distances off the mountain, but not at much altitude. I've also seen them "fly" down in the morning and forget the fly part. They've hit the ground like a lead basket ball. Shake themselves off and walk away from me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted Thursday at 11:55 PM Share Posted Thursday at 11:55 PM 4 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: A wild one might be able to fly down OK, but not sure! I've seen them fly long distances off the mountain, but not at much altitude. I've also seen them "fly" down in the morning and forget the fly part. They've hit the ground like a lead basket ball. Shake themselves off and walk away from me. Got bunches of Wild Turkeys near. Fast runners, strong flyers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted Friday at 12:43 AM Share Posted Friday at 12:43 AM Oh the humanity 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El diablo gringo Posted Friday at 12:35 PM Share Posted Friday at 12:35 PM God almighty, I remember watching that episode with my parents as a child. Still flippin hilarious. Gringo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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