Cypress Sun Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 Always a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 Still hilarious after all these years. Loved that show. Thanks Cypress Sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 Now I understand domestic turkeys, because they're bred for the giant breast, and they're just not balanced right. But wild turkeys can fly. The question is, how well? If you threw a wild turkey out at 2,000 ft, could he fly to the ground? Or would it be like tossing me out the car door at 60 mph? I can run, but I can't run 60, and even if I could I wouldn't be able to do it for long, and I would quickly fall flat on my face. "As God is my witness, I thought Alpo could run" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 Thanks, Cy. Still one of the funniest scenes ever on TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted November 24, 2022 Author Share Posted November 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Still hilarious after all these years. Loved that show. Thanks Cypress Sun. 1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Thanks, Cy. Still one of the funniest scenes ever on TV A timeless classic in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 Just not Thanksgiving without Les. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 9 hours ago, Alpo said: Now I understand domestic turkeys, because they're bred for the giant breast, and they're just not balanced right. But wild turkeys can fly. The question is, how well? If you threw a wild turkey out at 2,000 ft, could he fly to the ground? Or would it be like tossing me out the car door at 60 mph? I can run, but I can't run 60, and even if I could I wouldn't be able to do it for long, and I would quickly fall flat on my face. "As God is my witness, I thought Alpo could run" A wild one might be able to fly down OK, but not sure! I've seen them fly long distances off the mountain, but not at much altitude. I've also seen them "fly" down in the morning and forget the fly part. They've hit the ground like a lead basket ball. Shake themselves off and walk away from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: A wild one might be able to fly down OK, but not sure! I've seen them fly long distances off the mountain, but not at much altitude. I've also seen them "fly" down in the morning and forget the fly part. They've hit the ground like a lead basket ball. Shake themselves off and walk away from me. Got bunches of Wild Turkeys near. Fast runners, strong flyers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 Oh the humanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El diablo gringo Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 God almighty, I remember watching that episode with my parents as a child. Still flippin hilarious. Gringo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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