Lawdog Dago Dom Posted November 5 Share Posted November 5 I've got the Guinness on draft and the Jameson on the rocks or straight up. Time to dazzle us Saloonatics with a limerick featuring your pard's alias. For example: There once was a cowboy named Widder, With bananas he put through a splitter When Tennessee ordered four Widder went for the door, And became the new nanner split quitter! 2 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted November 5 Share Posted November 5 1 hour ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said: I've got the Guinness on draft and the Jameson on the rocks or straight up. Time to dazzle us Saloonatics with a limerick featuring your pard's alias. For example: There once was a cowboy named Widder, With bananas he put through a splitter When Tennessee ordered four Widder went for the door, And became the new nanner split quitter! That's excellent!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 5 Share Posted November 5 What rhymes with "Forty". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted November 5 Share Posted November 5 Shorty, Sporty, Morty, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted November 5 Share Posted November 5 There’s an Ohio cowboy named Rye Folks say he’s a really nice guy He tunes pianos to make bread and shoots steel bad guys dead with fast pistols and a very sharp eye. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 An Arizona cowboy named Forty dressed in attire one might call “sporty” His haberdasher liked desert earth tones but Forty balked, making his bones “I’d like something that looks much more swarthy” 4 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe LaFives #5481 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 Riot Likes Harry as in Dirty His signature looks real Purty But everyone knows That Callahan Chose To Say "limitations" but not in Dirty 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 There's a shooter in Ohio named Rye he'll tune your piano on the sly He can tickle the ivories on Colts or on Steinways and his notes are heard low and high 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 there is a cowboy know as Pat Riot sought out a Browning High power just to try it it bit his thumb by that he was bummed therefore he never did buy it 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 Utah Bob wandered off of his ranch to an Island in the Pacific by chance he saw girls dressed in grass drank whisky buy the glass and felt that his life was enhanced 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 Singing Sue was not known to be coy and that pistol she carried was no toy She'd sing a happy song as she traveled along and her heart was always filled with joy 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 Eyesa Horg was a strapping gunslinger In his gang he was a first stringer with his lighting fast speed and riding his big trusty steed he daydreamed he was a star cowboy singer 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 50 minutes ago, Joe LaFives #5481 said: Riot Likes Harry as in Dirty His signature looks real Purty But everyone knows That Callahan Chose To Say "limitations" but not in Dirty Nice! I keep forgetting to fix that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 curiosity they say killed the cat Alpo was not bothered by that he'd post his querry tho the answers might vary if he liked one he'd tip his hat 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 Pete lived by the old crooked river drank scotch with no fear for his liver gin he disliked rum was alright But whisky set his taste buds a quiver 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: An Arizona cowboy named Forty dressed in attire one might call “sporty” His haberdasher liked desert earth tones but Forty balked, making his bones “I’d like something that looks much more swarthy” You win! 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 Nah, I think @Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485has the knack for limericks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 Crooked River Pete had some neat tricks for coming up with lots of cool limericks His keen observations and his word adaptations create prose from his wordy gymnastics Say that 3 times real fast I was asking my wife what she thought of this and my tongue got twisted. Need more coffee… 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted November 6 Author Share Posted November 6 Our Singin Sue is quite the shooter, Superior vocals without a tutor, While Suzy naps, her Shanely drives By-passing all the local dives, Until he finds a place called Hooters! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 There was a Subdeacon named Joe In church he did stub his big toe to yell out he could'nt with a word that he shouldn't So on one leg he just hopped to and fro 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 Kit cool Gun Garth the father had an alias that was quite a bother it was hard to remember from January to December for everyone except maybe his mother 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 15 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: Singing Sue was not known to be coy and that pistol she carried was no toy She'd sing a happy song as she traveled along and her heart was always filled with joy Awwww....I like that! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 2 hours ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said: Our Singin Sue is quite the shooter, Superior vocals without a tutor, While Suzy naps, her Shanely drives By-passing all the local dives, Until he finds a place called Hooters! OMG....he DID call me once and ask if he could meet some of the fellas at Hooters!!! That is funny!!! 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 20 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: What rhymes with "Forty". naughty ........ ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 Forty rod was an old time sass shooter he spent to much time on the 'puter he liked to shoot guns and groan at bad puns and if he met Hillery Clinton he'd boot her 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 Dago Dom the local lawdog fell in while crossing a log he lost his gun, said "this is no fun" "next time I'm avoiding the bog" 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 7 Share Posted November 7 Down under lives Wallaby Jack an indisputable fact he can't see Pete's memes tho he cries and he screems But to get there he's on the wrong track 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 7 Share Posted November 7 Hardpan Crumudgeon broke his old bug so from a bottle he took a great tug he sat in a bar one near, one far and was happy to see his friends mug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted November 7 Share Posted November 7 9 9 5 or 6 5 or. 6 9 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted November 7 Author Share Posted November 7 55 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: 9 9 5 or 6 5 or. 6 9 You syllabic thrill seeker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted November 7 Share Posted November 7 5 hours ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said: You syllabic thrill seeker! Meter Nazi. That’s me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted November 8 Share Posted November 8 (edited) There once was a cowgirl, Calamity A big proponent of Magnanimity Doing for others Was always her druthers Now that isn't bad, can it be? Edited November 8 by Calamity Kris 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted November 8 Share Posted November 8 (edited) The word “usually” makes it not so much a “rule”. From: https://www.howmanysyllables.com/poetry/limerick_rules Edited November 8 by Pat Riot, SASS #13748 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted November 8 Share Posted November 8 There once was a cowboy named Bob Who corrected online grammar slobs He didn’t participate Nor did he generate A limerick to add to the mob 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted November 8 Share Posted November 8 A cowboy by the name of Cypress Sun went out and got him a cowboy gun When asked what he would do with it he thought about it a little bit. “Pards, let’s go out and have some fun!” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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