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I've got the Guinness on draft and the Jameson on the rocks or straight up.

 

Time to dazzle us Saloonatics with a limerick featuring your pard's alias.

 

For example:

 

There once was a cowboy named Widder,

With bananas he put through a splitter

When Tennessee ordered four

Widder went for the door,

And became the new nanner split quitter!

 

 

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1 hour ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said:

I've got the Guinness on draft and the Jameson on the rocks or straight up.

 

Time to dazzle us Saloonatics with a limerick featuring your pard's alias.

 

For example:

 

There once was a cowboy named Widder,

With bananas he put through a splitter

When Tennessee ordered four

Widder went for the door,

And became the new nanner split quitter!

 

 

That's excellent!!

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There’s an Ohio cowboy named Rye

Folks say he’s a really nice guy

He tunes pianos to make bread

and shoots steel bad guys dead

with fast pistols and a very sharp eye.


 

 

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An Arizona cowboy named Forty

dressed in attire one might call “sporty”

His haberdasher liked desert earth tones

but Forty balked, making his bones

“I’d like something that looks much more swarthy”

 

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Riot Likes Harry as in Dirty

His signature looks real Purty

But everyone knows

That Callahan Chose

To Say "limitations" but not in Dirty

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Eyesa Horg was a strapping gunslinger

In his gang he was a first stringer

with his lighting fast speed
and riding his big trusty steed 

he daydreamed he was a star cowboy singer

 

 

 

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50 minutes ago, Joe LaFives #5481 said:

Riot Likes Harry as in Dirty

His signature looks real Purty

But everyone knows

That Callahan Chose

To Say "limitations" but not in Dirty

 Nice! :lol: I keep forgetting to fix that. :lol:

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3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

An Arizona cowboy named Forty

dressed in attire one might call “sporty”

His haberdasher liked desert earth tones

but Forty balked, making his bones

“I’d like something that looks much more swarthy”

 

You win!

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Crooked River Pete had some  neat tricks

for coming up with lots of cool limericks

His keen observations 

and his word adaptations 

create prose from his wordy gymnastics 

 


 

Say that 3 times real fast :D

I was asking my wife what she thought of this and my tongue got twisted. Need more coffee…

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Our Singin Sue is quite the shooter,

Superior vocals without a tutor,

While Suzy naps, her Shanely drives

By-passing all the local dives,

Until he finds a place called Hooters!

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15 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

Singing Sue was not known to be coy

and that pistol she carried was no toy

She'd sing a happy song

as she traveled along

and her heart was always filled with joy

Awwww....I like that!:wub:

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2 hours ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said:

Our Singin Sue is quite the shooter,

Superior vocals without a tutor,

While Suzy naps, her Shanely drives

By-passing all the local dives,

Until he finds a place called Hooters!

OMG....he DID call me once and ask if he could meet some of the fellas at Hooters!!!:P

That is funny!!!

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9

9

5 or 6

5 or. 6

9

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5 hours ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said:

You syllabic thrill seeker!

Meter Nazi. That’s me. ;)

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There once was a cowgirl, Calamity

A big proponent of Magnanimity

Doing for others

Was always her druthers

Now that isn't bad, can it be?

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The word “usually” makes it not so much a “rule”.

 

From: https://www.howmanysyllables.com/poetry/limerick_rules

 

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A cowboy by the name of Cypress Sun

went out and got him a cowboy gun

When asked what he would do with it

he thought about it a little bit.

“Pards, let’s go out and have  some fun!”

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