There once was a cowboy named . . . . . .

[Lawdog Dago Dom]

I've got the Guinness on draft and the Jameson on the rocks or straight up.

 

Time to dazzle us Saloonatics with a limerick featuring your pard's alias.

 

For example:

 

There once was a cowboy named Widder,

With bananas he put through a splitter

When Tennessee ordered four

Widder went for the door,

And became the new nanner split quitter!

 

 

[Eyesa Horg]

1 hour ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said:

I've got the Guinness on draft and the Jameson on the rocks or straight up.

 

Time to dazzle us Saloonatics with a limerick featuring your pard's alias.

 

For example:

 

There once was a cowboy named Widder,

With bananas he put through a splitter

When Tennessee ordered four

Widder went for the door,

And became the new nanner split quitter!

 

 

That's excellent!!

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

What rhymes with "Forty".

[Rip Snorter]

Shorty, Sporty, Morty, 

[Pat Riot]

There’s an Ohio cowboy named Rye

Folks say he’s a really nice guy

He tunes pianos to make bread

and shoots steel bad guys dead

with fast pistols and a very sharp eye.

 

 

[Pat Riot]

An Arizona cowboy named Forty

dressed in attire one might call “sporty”

His haberdasher liked desert earth tones

but Forty balked, making his bones

“I’d like something that looks much more swarthy”

 

[Joe LaFives #5481]

Riot Likes Harry as in Dirty

His signature looks real Purty

But everyone knows

That Callahan Chose

To Say "limitations" but not in Dirty

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

There's a shooter in Ohio named Rye

he'll tune your piano on the sly

He can tickle the ivories

on Colts or on Steinways

and his notes are heard low and high

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

there is a cowboy know as Pat Riot

sought out a Browning High power just to try it

it bit his thumb

by that he was bummed

therefore he never did buy it

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

Utah Bob wandered off of his ranch

to an Island in the Pacific by chance

he saw girls dressed in grass

drank whisky buy the glass

and felt that his life was enhanced

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

Singing Sue was not known to be coy

and that pistol she carried was no toy

She'd sing a happy song

as she traveled along

and her heart was always filled with joy

[Pat Riot]

Eyesa Horg was a strapping gunslinger

In his gang he was a first stringer

with his lighting fast speed
and riding his big trusty steed 

he daydreamed he was a star cowboy singer

 

 

 

[Pat Riot]

50 minutes ago, Joe LaFives #5481 said:

Riot Likes Harry as in Dirty

His signature looks real Purty

But everyone knows

That Callahan Chose

To Say "limitations" but not in Dirty

 Nice!  I keep forgetting to fix that. 

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

curiosity they say killed the cat

Alpo was not bothered by that

he'd post his querry

tho the answers might vary

if he liked one he'd tip his hat

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

Pete lived by the old crooked river

drank scotch with no fear for his liver

gin he disliked

rum was alright

But whisky set his taste buds a quiver

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

An Arizona cowboy named Forty

dressed in attire one might call “sporty”

His haberdasher liked desert earth tones

but Forty balked, making his bones

“I’d like something that looks much more swarthy”

 

You win!

[Pat Riot]

Nah, I think @Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485has the knack for limericks. 

 

 

 

[Pat Riot]

Crooked River Pete had some  neat tricks

for coming up with lots of cool limericks

His keen observations 

and his word adaptations 

create prose from his wordy gymnastics 

 

 

Say that 3 times real fast 

I was asking my wife what she thought of this and my tongue got twisted. Need more coffee…

[Lawdog Dago Dom]

Our Singin Sue is quite the shooter,

Superior vocals without a tutor,

While Suzy naps, her Shanely drives

By-passing all the local dives,

Until he finds a place called Hooters!

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

There was a Subdeacon named Joe

In church he did stub his big toe

to yell out he could'nt

with a word that he shouldn't

So on one leg he just hopped to and fro

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

Kit cool Gun Garth the father

had an alias that was quite a bother

it was hard to remember

from January to December

for everyone except maybe his mother

[Singin' Sue 71615]

15 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

Singing Sue was not known to be coy

and that pistol she carried was no toy

She'd sing a happy song

as she traveled along

and her heart was always filled with joy

Awwww....I like that!

[Singin' Sue 71615]

2 hours ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said:

Our Singin Sue is quite the shooter,

Superior vocals without a tutor,

While Suzy naps, her Shanely drives

By-passing all the local dives,

Until he finds a place called Hooters!

OMG....he DID call me once and ask if he could meet some of the fellas at Hooters!!!

That is funny!!!

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

20 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

What rhymes with "Forty".

naughty ........ ?  

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

Forty rod was an old time sass shooter

he spent to much time on the 'puter

he liked to shoot guns

and groan at bad puns

and if he met Hillery Clinton he'd boot her

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

Dago Dom the local lawdog

fell in while crossing a log

he lost his gun,

said "this is no fun"

"next time I'm avoiding the bog"

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

Down under lives Wallaby Jack

an indisputable fact

he can't see Pete's memes

tho he cries and he screems

But to get there he's on the wrong track

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

Hardpan Crumudgeon broke his old bug

so from a bottle he took a great tug

he sat in a bar

one near, one far

and was happy to see his friends mug

[Utah Bob #35998]

9

9

5 or 6

5 or. 6

9

[Lawdog Dago Dom]

55 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

9

9

5 or 6

5 or. 6

9

You syllabic thrill seeker!

[Utah Bob #35998]

5 hours ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said:

You syllabic thrill seeker!

Meter Nazi. That’s me. 

[Calamity Kris]

There once was a cowgirl, Calamity

A big proponent of Magnanimity

Doing for others

Was always her druthers

Now that isn't bad, can it be?

[Pat Riot]

The word “usually” makes it not so much a “rule”.

 

From: https://www.howmanysyllables.com/poetry/limerick_rules

 

 

 

[Pat Riot]

There once was a cowboy named Bob

Who corrected online grammar slobs

He didn’t participate 

Nor did he generate 

A limerick to add to the mob 

[Pat Riot]

A cowboy by the name of Cypress Sun

went out and got him a cowboy gun

When asked what he would do with it

he thought about it a little bit.

“Pards, let’s go out and have  some fun!”