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1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

By the way there, Alpo ol’ buddy, those are hippopotamae, not elephants.

There's elephants in there. Crocodile picked up an elephant and tried to carry him between two pillars, and the hole wasn't big enough, and the elephant got caught, and the crocodile ran right out from under him, leaving the elephant three or four feet off the ground.

 

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21 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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Looks like the dog's favorite sport is baseball. 

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Would be nice if they had figured out how to work the volume control. All the other videos after that one were nice and loud. Actually, they were pretty much too loud.

 

But that first one, I watched it and couldn't hear anything. Then I ran it again holding the phone up to my ear so I could hear it but of course then I couldn't see what was going on.

 

Videos like that are annoying.

 

Not your fault Joe. I just felt the need to rant.

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A guy is at a doctors appointment and the doctor sullenly tells him “I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating” the man incredulous and disheartened asks “why, doc?!” and the doctor says “because I need to finish the examination”

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This is in honour of the Karen that was pumping gas when I pulled in after a trip to the range, wearing my CAS clothing and just had to comment!

I stayed classy.

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A comely young lass was walking on a country road when she came to beautiful pond completely surrounded by trees and bushes. As there was no one else on the road and the greenery completely hid the lake she decided to take a swim in the nude. After lounging on the shore long enough to dry off she got dressed just in time as an army officer came into the copse. He paid her no mind and simply commanded “Camoflage battalion attention, forward march” Every tree and bush around the lake stood up and marched off.

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