Subdeacon Joe Posted September 15 Author Share Posted September 15 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_ttZDPvkrj/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 15 Author Share Posted September 15 1 minute ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: He paid her no mind and simply commanded “Camoflage battalion attention, forward march” Every tree and bush around the lake stood up and marched off. I would think that they were already at attention. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 16 Share Posted September 16 11 hours ago, Alpo said: Take your pick https://www.idontcarebarandgrill.com/ http://www.idontcaresportsbar.com/ https://www.facebook.com/Idontcaregrillandchill/?_rdr Found one more but it didn't have a web page. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 A multimillionaire was having a drink with his buddies in their country club and celebrating his 65th birthday when he showed them a photo of his new 25 year old beauty queen wife. They asked him how he convinced this young goddess to marry him and he replied: “I lied about my age”. “How young did you tell her you were? His palls asked. “Young?” he replied? “I told her I was 95 and had a heart condition…” 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Three rules for old men…. . don’t pass up a bathroom . don’t trust a fart . don’t waste an e**ction 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Three rules for old men…. . don’t pass up a bathroom . don’t trust a fart . don’t waste an e**ction You mean, we should always vote? 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 1 hour ago, Ozark Huckleberry said: You mean, we should always vote? You must be a turtle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 1 hour ago, Ozark Huckleberry said: You mean, we should always vote? over/under here voting is compulsory; ..... and we still get a worthless government 🤢 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 (edited) we just had an election for local govt. last Saturday, last I heard with 52+thousand votes counted ............. 20% were informal votes which cannot be included in the count. We HAVE to vote, ..... we don't have to make it count ....... 🤥 Edited September 17 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 missed a "h" ...... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 That joke got lost quick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: over/under here voting is compulsory; ..... and we still get a worthless government 🤢 That might have a lot to do with it. Up here, people that don't give a rat's ass don't go to the polls. Down there, since they are being forced to go to the polls, probably they just go in and mark the first block they come to. And then go home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Or a write-in vote for Blinky Bill 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 5 hours ago, Alpo said: Up here, people that don't give a rat's ass don't go to the polls. But they still b*tch about the Government. I tell them, "If you don't vote, you don't get to complain about it," 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: But they still b*tch about the Government. I tell them, "If you don't vote, you don't get to complain about it," 'zactly !! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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John Kloehr Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 11 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said: That joke got lost quick! I agree. We all agreed on the vowel ("E"), just not if the line was delivered with a western or asian accent. ("R" sound or "L" sound. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted September 18 Author Share Posted September 18 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_lyi3IOHRn/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 18 Author Share Posted September 18 3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Two bits on the rabbit. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 They got a soup on that Instagram site. I did not link to it because of the language. But it did look good. You shred some rotisserie chicken, (they didn't give any proportions in the video) add some chicken stock and some water. Cook an entire package of bacon, then dice it up. In my opinion it would be easier to dice it up first but that's not how they did it. Now take your chicken/chicken stock/water and add the bacon, a block of cream cheese and two cups of shredded cheddar cheese. This is your soup. Now you make you up some of that Red Lobster Cheddar Bay cheese biscuit mix. Put that on top of the soup. You put the soup in little individual ramekins. Put the biscuit batter on top of the soup. Stick it in the oven and let the biscuit batter cook. It did look good. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted September 18 Author Share Posted September 18 8 hours ago, Alpo said: They got a soup on that Instagram site. I did not link to it because of the language. But it did look good. Post it anyway. Even if in the directions there isn't a "Translate" option you can open it on your desktop computer, right click, and then click on "Translate to English." 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Post it anyway. Even if in the directions there isn't a "Translate" option you can open it on your desktop computer, right click, and then click on "Translate to English." The instructions were not in a foreign language. They were in English. It was the profane language I was referring to. "Oh F, this S is so F-ing good!" That sort of thing. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Yeh, none of us have used/heard those words. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 I'm rolling up on 70 years old. It would not offend me to hear somebody say, "Oh fornicate, this feces is really fornicating good!". I would rather my seven-year-old grandson doesn't hear it though. We used to didn't say things like that on this board. And over the past few years these words have started creeping in. "Oh, we're grown ups. We're not going to be hurt by hearing something like that." But we used to be aware that while a lot of us are old fogies, there are young people in this sport - Young Guns, buckaroos - and it's considered kind of "not right" to use language like that in front of small children. I know lots of people do, but that don't make it right. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 18 Author Share Posted September 18 13 minutes ago, Alpo said: The instructions were not in a foreign language. They were in English. It was the profane language I was referring to. "Oh F, this S is so F-ing good!" That sort of thing. Ah! I've seen some of those. I don't quite understand why they think that's obligatory. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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