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7 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

WHAT ?!?!  ...... no International Roast Instant Coffee ???  :o


   ............ how am I expected to survive/exist without International Roast ??  :huh::o:(


Note: We have found WJ's kryptonite!:P

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

What's "junkets"?


In that refrigerator ad, it says it will preserve, "fresh food, hard butter, jellies and junkets".

Sounds like a small Chinese boat:lol:

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18 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:



USA, West coast. Big city. Starbucks (they sell coffee). I'm finally at the from of the line and ask for a "small coffee."


Blank stare...


"How do you want it?" she asks...


Umm, in a cup?


After several exchanges, she understood I just wanted it poured from the pot into a cup. Lid optional. Geez, she did not know how to make that variation!


What kind of beans did I want it made from? Sumatran? Kenyan?


Columbian would be fine, anything Robusta is fine, better than Arabica, Liberia, or Excelsa. Balancing flavor vs caffeine content.


Blank stare...


Had to talk her through it.


Still $6 for a cup! This was 20 years ago. The crap Yuban at home at $4 per pound was better.

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5 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

where ever there is a Starbucks , there is a gas station , close by that sells coffee , for lots less 


 most of the time it is better IMO 





 ........ and often ... no manbuns .... :mellow:

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3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:


Imagine her fathers reaction when you show up in that for Prom Night. :o

Excellent observation.:D

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