The Aussie Humour Thread

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

32 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

11. The Australian Alps receive more snow than Switzerland each year, making them a hidden gem for winter sports enthusiasts.

Having been therein winter, I had to do some checking…. (Facebook isn’t known for truisms )

 

not even two inches but…

 

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The Australian Alps get more snow than the Swiss Alps! Around 1cm of fresh snowfall hits the Swiss Alps each year and the Australian Alps receive about 4cm

 

[Alpo]

Number four says the kangaroo cannot walk backwards.

 

Can he walk frontwards?

 

Every time I've ever seen a kangaroo moving - in video of course - they have been hopping. They have not been walking. Do kangaroos walk - left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, - walk?

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

3 hours ago, Alpo said:

Number four says the kangaroo cannot walk backwards.

 

Can he walk frontwards?

 

Every time I've ever seen a kangaroo moving - in video of course - they have been hopping. They have not been walking. Do kangaroos walk - left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, - walk?

 

 

no

 

 

 

 

but they can't "move " backwards either.

 

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DROVERS - 1875

NSW Border.

Group of Drovers on their Horses in the Gondiwindi Area.

 

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For @Eyesa Horg Giant Cockroach 

 

[Alpo]

Neener neener. It's not just big. People live in it.

 

[Eyesa Horg]

1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

For @Eyesa Horg Giant Cockroach 

 

That's pretty cool actually!

[Rip Snorter]

17 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Neener neener. It's not just big. People live in it.

 

Do they have to shell out when they leave?  Or turn turtle?

[Buckshot Bear]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

Neener neener. It's not just big. People live in it.

 

 

And I raise you - The Giant Prawn

 

[Rip Snorter]

1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

And I raise you - The Giant Prawn

 

Not a shrimp, for sure!

[Sedalia Dave]

2 hours ago, Alpo said:

Neener neener. It's not just big. People live in it.

 

 

Except it's not a house and it's not in OZ. It's a restaurant and bar if the Bayanzag Tourist Camp. The camp is located in the Gobi Desert near a large collection of fossils in Mongolia.

 

That said it looks like something that you'd find in OZ and not the Gobi Desert

 

Big Turtle House

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

19 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

And I raise you - The Giant Prawn

 

Not a prawn either, too many legs.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

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1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Not a prawn either, too many legs.

 

Looks anatomically correct to me. 

 

Edited March 7, 2025 by Buckshot Bear

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[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Looks anatomically correct to me. 

 

Descriptions I have read said decapod with three pairs of claws (shrimp have one pair of claws.). No?

[Buckshot Bear]

2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Descriptions I have read said decapod with three pairs of claws (shrimp have one pair of claws.). No?

 

Its a prawn to me.

[Buckshot Bear]

Bruce the Aussie builder was going through a house he had just built for the woman who owned it. She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue."

The builder went to the front door and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!"  When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red. The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

 When he came back, the woman said "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell 'green side up' - what is that for?" The builder said, "Don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of Kiwis laying the turf out front."

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[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

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Australia's Baby Boomer Generation the rockers

Circa 1960

 

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

 

 

 

Edited March 10, 2025 by Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L
OOPs!

[Alpo]

I guess you did. I just clicked on your name to see where you were, and it says you're in Prescott Arizona, so I came back to pm you and see if you had posted something with your real address.

 

Oops about covers it.

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

14 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I guess you did. I just clicked on your name to see where you were, and it says you're in Prescott Arizona, so I came back to pm you and see if you had posted something with your real address.

 

Oops about covers it.

 

Doing too many things at once! 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

3 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

Doing too many things at once! 

 

 

 

    ............... like walking and chewing gum ?         🤔

[Eyesa Horg]

I'd love to drive one of those little guys! And yes, I CAN drive a stick!

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

13 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

Doing too many things at once! 

 

10 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 

    ............... like walking and chewing gum ?         🤔

 

Posting and chewing gum! 

[Eyesa Horg]

Mighta been leanin ona post whilst chewin gum!

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