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7 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

That "Toughen up, buttercup." I grew up with "Walk it off!" Not so much an insult as a lack of sympathy. Maybe I don't understand the context.

 

My football coach was fond of "Suck it up buttercup". 

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20 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

“Football” was rugby?

 

Yes, soccer wasn't a 'thing' when I was growing up here. 

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Posted
33 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

My football coach was fond of "Suck it up buttercup". 


Mine’s favorite was “Rub a little dirt on it and go on!”

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Posted

An Australian, and Irishman and a Brit were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before when suddenly the Irishman cried out:

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My God! I know who that man is - it's Jesus!" The others looked again, and sure enough, it was Jesus himself, sitting alone at a table.

The Irishman calls out across the lounge: "Hey! Hey you! Are you Jesus"? Jesus looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head. "Yes, I am Jesus", he says.

Well, the Irishman calls the bartender over and says to him: "I'd like you to give Jesus over there a pint of Guinness from me". The bartender pours Jesus a Guinness. Jesus looks over, raises his glass in thanks and drinks.

Then the Australian calls out: "Oy you! D'ya reckon you're Jesus or what?" Jesus nods and says: "Yes, I am Jesus". The Australian is mighty impressed and has the bartender send over a pot of Fosters for Jesus which Jesus accepts with pleasure.

The Brit then calls out: "Oii whack, would you be Jesus"? Jesus smiles and says: "Yes, I am Jesus". The Brit beckons the bartender and tells him to send over a Tom Collins for Jesus, which the bartender duly does. As before, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles over at the table.

Finally, after finishing the drinks, Jesus leaves his seat and approaches our three friends. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:

"Oh God! The arthritis is gone! The arthritis I've had for years is gone! It's a miracle"! Jesus then shakes the Australian's hand, thanking him for the lager.

Upon letting go, the Australian's eyes widen in shock: "By jingo mate, the migraine! The migraine I've had for 40 years is completely gone it's a miracle"!!!

Jesus then goes to approach the Brit who says: "Back off, mate! I'm on Disability"!

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Posted
13 hours ago, John Kloehr said:

That "Toughen up, buttercup." I grew up with "Walk it off!" Not so much an insult as a lack of sympathy. Maybe I don't understand the context.

 

 

 

 

 

 

          ....................... nailed it !

 

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Posted (edited)
11 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Then the Australian calls out: "Oy you! D'ya reckon you're Jesus or what?" Jesus nods and says: "Yes, I am Jesus". The Australian is mighty impressed and has the bartender send over a pot of Fosters for Jesus which Jesus accepts with pleasure.

 

FOSTERS!!!!!

 

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

  ..... yeah, Jesus isn't from Australia, ........ and is too polite to not accept ......

 

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This comment, about Jesus not being from Australia, made me think of this scene.

 

 

Well the pope may be French, but Jesus is English. You're on.

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Having found that video, I got sucked down the rat hole of watching Knight's Tale videos.

 

And the ending, where the bad guy - Avatar, or something like that - gets knocked off his horse and his flying backwards through the air. He's not wearing spurs.

 

Now I'm sure they didn't have spurs on the stuntman to make it less likely he would spike himself doing that backflip. But a knight without spurs. That's not good.

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An outing for this group at an unknown location in South Australia.The vehicle is a 1920 Buick Tourer one of the many cars that had been imported into Australia in chassis form, then the car's body was built by the South Australian company Holden's Motor Body Builders Ltd which eventually produced the Holden car many years later. The company was founded by James Alexander Holden in 1919 and in 1924 the company became the sole Australian car body builder for General Motors with many brands of cars including Chevrolet, Dodge, Durant, Essex, Fiat and Hudson having been imported into Australia.

 

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Posted (edited)
On 2/9/2025 at 5:42 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

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Don't have a clue what the dog's name might be, but since cats are very formal, his name must be Sir Richard Face.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

Don't have a clue what the dog's name might be, but since cats a very formal, his name must be Sir Richard Face.

 

ROFLMAO!!!!! 😁

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

them ortta go well with your TOFU burgers     NOT !!!!!


Still probably better than beets!!! 🤮

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Posted (edited)

NOPE!! Just NO!

 

I suppose you COULD make ‘em worse!! They could be mixed with green peas!!  🤢

 

 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

NOPE!! Just NO!

 

I suppose you COULD make ‘em worse!! They could be mixed with green peas!!  🤢

Okra...

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Posted
Just now, John Kloehr said:

Okra...


WELLLL, ya’ CAN use okra in gumbo and it ain’t so bad…

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:


WELLLL, ya’ CAN use okra in gumbo and it ain’t so bad…

 

Never tasted gumbo (isn't a thing down here).....but its ALWAYS sounds soooo nice when I hear it mentioned in movies and TV! 

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Gumbo is Swahili for okra. Which is why gumbo has to have okra in it. Otherwise it's not gumbo.

 

The more you know

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Posted
2 hours ago, John Kloehr said:

I read a novel many many years ago

Damn it otto I said many three times

Many many MANY years ago.  This kid decided he was going to make some money by growing sugar beets.

 

Now for them that have never grown the garden, you plant your stuff close together. If you figure there's room for five growing plants, so you only plant five, probably only two of them are going to come up. So you plant 15 or 20 and as they're growing you choose the best looking ones there, and you pull up the others. You thin them out.

 

And when he thinned out his beets he would throw them to the pigs. Said that winter when they butchered the hogs, that was the sweetest pork they had ever eaten.

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Sugar Beets are not a garden crop, but a commercial one.  Endless processions of semi trailers near overflowing to the processing plant at harvest time.  The leftover beet mash is often sold for cattle feed.

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Posted
7 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 

what number flavouring is that ?


Depends on which spiders are used…  🤣

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Not the hairy ones!

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