Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Chantry said: Of course there are zombies, there are 535 of them in the nation's capitol! I disagree. Those critters in DC aren't mobile enough nor smart enough to be zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 14 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: If you want to watch a Zombie series that is gross, silly and funnier than all get out you have to check out “Z Nation”. My favorite Zombie flick is “Zombieland”. I don't care much for the whole zombie thing, but that movie was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wapaloosie73 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 I prepare for the Liberal apocalypse....... not zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Wapaloosie73 said: I prepare for the Liberal apocalypse....... not zombies. Stock up on cocoa, puppies and crayons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 16 minutes ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said: Stock up on cocoa, puppies and crayons. Don't forget the shiny baubles...and posters telling them to "keep calm...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wapaloosie73 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 I bought a box of rainbow flags? I should be covered right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 You are covered if you want to attract them. If you want to repel them you need signs that say "Job Fair," or "Military Recruiting." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 4 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I would surround myself with Deuce, Santa Fe River Stan, Missouri Lefty, Matt Black, Tater, Sidekick, Red Knee, and a host of other Cowboy/girl shooters that were heavily armed with all sorts of their favorite guns..... Yeah, but would their .38 mouse fart loads be enough to stop a zombie? Like on the show Walking Dead, I think your fellow human survivors would be more of a threat than the zombies. I think I'd just go hide in a cabin deep inside a national park and live off the land. Not too many zombies or human ruffians would bother to hike halfway up Mount Rainier or Yellowstone to get me. Actually scratch Yellowstone, there are thousands of zombies there every summer afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wapaloosie73 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 34 minutes ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said: You are covered if you want to attract them. If you want to repel them you need signs that say "Job Fair," or "Military Recruiting." Or Trump rally..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Did you hear about the herd of brain eating Zombies that invaded Washington DC? They all starved to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Art Tillery Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Hmm how to handle Zombies... Simple enough... Take away their cell phone service! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Festus G Lonetree Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 On 4/2/2018 at 5:51 PM, W. D. Pickett said: Weld up an armored bulldozer, and go zombie squashing! Also, weld up a big rotary snowplow to deal with them. Deposits the remains on the side of the road. You could weld up a big metal spool using half in steel cable, power it from a PTO on a truck and have a huge zombie whacker. 40 foot swath would work good. Have to make less passes....plus you cut the grass at the same time. a Hydro Ax would be just the ticket for thinning out the zombies ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G W Wade Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Figure up here they'd be froze at least 6 months a year. Shouldn"t be a problem GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Just had a thought! (Uh Oh!) If your zombies are in Kalifornia, just feed 'em plenty of coffee! According to that judge, it'll give 'em all cancer and finish them off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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