TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 We discovered the DQ in town last year. Miss Kitty Kat insisted if I was going to consume adult beverages, I was going to take her to DQ at least once a day for "Blizzards". Never argue with women that know how to shoot.
Tn Tombstone Posted January 15, 2018 Posted January 15, 2018 I have not cleared it through the Powers That Be, but I think we can make the ice cream happen. If nothing else I will get Lady T a freezer and she can sell ice cream out of the Motor Home, she has been looking for a 4th business she can get into. I figure we should be able to work something out with DQ (Match Sponsor) or Wallyworld (only if no other choice) to keep a freezer stocked for 4 days. We may have to designate someone to pick up the bars, sandwiches and what not each day. I will work with Ms Bo and Iron Maiden to see if we can make something like that happen.
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted January 15, 2018 Posted January 15, 2018 God Tombstone! You two will become Kitty Kat's best friends. She'll be "ice cream intoxicated" her entire time at Black Gold.
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted January 15, 2018 Posted January 15, 2018 3 hours ago, TN Mongo, SASS #61450 said: God Tombstone! You two will become Kitty Kat's best friends. She'll be "ice cream intoxicated" her entire time at Black Gold. Yeah, that's just what we need....another intoxicant floating around in that Eastern Kentucky holler!
Noz Posted January 15, 2018 Posted January 15, 2018 Well, it looks like we'll have ice cream at the Shootout. And Titus, what could possibly be wrong with having another cowgirl buzzed?
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 16, 2018 Posted January 16, 2018 Instead of cash, I think I'll just try to set up some kind of 'credit account' with Lady T..... ..........Widder
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 On January 15, 2018 at 7:49 PM, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said: Instead of cash, I think I'll just try to set up some kind of 'credit account' with Lady T..... ..........Widder Good luck with that!!!
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Good luck with that!!! Its a terrible thing when a feller don't have enough credit for a cold ice cream sammich..... ..........Widder
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said: Its a terrible thing when a feller don't have enough credit for a cold ice cream sammich..... ..........Widder You and me, Brother!! YOU AND ME!!!
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said: You and me, Brother!! YOU AND ME!!! Let's (You and ME) just put it on Waimea's tab. (He ain't smart. And he can't shoot. And heaven knows he gets lost in the woods. BUT, he's got lots of credit. I think all the women like him) ..........Widder
Tn Tombstone Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 I hope you all have better luck with Lady T and credit than I did or do. She wanted some pretty steep collateral from me, of course I am an Outlaw.
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 9 minutes ago, Tn Tombstone said: I hope you all have better luck with Lady T and credit than I did or do. She wanted some pretty steep collateral from me, of course I am an Outlaw. Yeah!! But she loves us!! She just lives with you!!
Waimea Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 On 1/21/2018 at 11:13 AM, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said: Let's (You and ME) just put it on Waimea's tab. (He ain't smart. And he can't shoot. And heaven knows he gets lost in the woods. BUT, he's got lots of credit. I think all the women like him) ..........Widder HOLY COW! I gotta watch my back. I don't care if you think I ain't smart but you start putting things on my tab and Hell's Comin' with me. And who said all the wimmens like me? And why didn't they tell me!?! Waimea (who wears boots cuz he never learned how to tie shoes)
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 I apologize Waimea......... Blackwater told me you couldn't read so I thought it was safe to talk about you..... BUT, those ice cream sammiches will only be about $1 and me and BlkWtr promise not to eat over 10 each..... P.S. - BlkWtr ( and a lot of Wire Pards) will be happily surprised to learn you really do know how to read..... P.S.S. - The 1st Ice Cream Sammich will be on me. ..........Widder
Waimea Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 14 minutes ago, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said: I apologize Waimea......... Blackwater told me you couldn't read so I thought it was safe to talk about you..... BUT, those ice cream sammiches will only be about $1 and me and BlkWtr promise not to eat over 10 each..... P.S. - BlkWtr ( and a lot of Wire Pards) will be happily surprised to learn you really do know how to read..... P.S.S. - The 1st Ice Cream Sammich will be on me. ..........Widder Well this may come as a big surprise but I don't know how to read. I can only write. Yeah, now you feel my pain. Anyhow, Blkwtr Is a scoundrel and I believe that the only reason he is married to such a sweetheart is that he caught her young, very young. How do I know this? Because we compared cradle robbing techniques. I will take you up on the 1st ice cream sammich being on you. Then we can eat the second one. Waimea (trying to understand why Widder wants a ice cream sammich ON him.)
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 WHYME is RIGHT!! I AM a scoundrel!! I'm PROUD OF IT!! My effect on SOME women is, without question, phenomenal!! I don't understand it, but I'm smart enough to acknowledge and accept it!! The Ice Cream sammich "on him" is obviously one that is still in the wrapper!! Makes a great "cooler offer" on a hot day!! A swipe around yer neck afore ya' unwrap and devour the thang is the absolute best!! My uncle John was a multi-millionaire! (never left me anything) He used to say, "I'm deaf, blind, and stupid!! I can't read or write!! All I know how to do is count money and sign the back of a check!!!"
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 Waimea, you're missing a great sales opportunity here! Get a free ice cream sandwich with every box of "Outlaw Bullets" you purchase at Black Gold.
Waimea Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 2 hours ago, TN Mongo, SASS #61450 said: Waimea, you're missing a great sales opportunity here! Get a free ice cream sandwich with every box of "Outlaw Bullets" you purchase at Black Gold. Done. Sweetest bullet prices at Black Gold just got sweeter. $1 per box credit towards ice cream sammich purchase. I'm so easy. Waimea
Waimea Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 I would say free ice cream sammich with purchase but then nobody has actually said they would be $1.00 except for Widder but he ain't SELLING. He's a hopeful BUYER. Waimea
Tn Tombstone Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 Waimea speaks wise words, temperature at time of purchase will directly affect pricing. We will have to work out a matrix for pricing base on temperature, humidity, time of day, price of tea in China, you know all the official indicators and such.
Noz Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 How about a sliding scale. You know the more boxes you buy the more IceCream you get. Like 1 for 1, 3 for 2, 5 for 3 and 7 for 4. I'm planning on 13 sammiches.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Waimea said: I would say free ice cream sammich with purchase but then nobody has actually said they would be $1.00 except for Widder but he ain't SELLING. He's a hopeful BUYER. Waimea With my luck, I could buy a box of sammiches and get 1 bullet..... Well, ifn Red Knee shows up, I could always put it on his tab...... ..........Widder
Waimea Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Noz said: How about a sliding scale. You know the more boxes you buy the more IceCream you get. Like 1 for 1, 3 for 2, 5 for 3 and 7 for 4. I'm planning on 13 sammiches. I said I'm easy not stupid. I like the sliding scale idea though. Instead of $1 for 1, $2 for 2, $3 for 3 etc. It could be: $1 ICC* for 1 box. $1.75 ICC for 2 boxes. $2.50 ICC for 3 boxes. We'll call it the Noz Scale. That way everyone will know who to thank. Waimea * Ice cream credit
Waimea Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said: With my luck, I could buy a box of sammiches and get 1 bullet..... Well, ifn Red Knee shows up, I could always put it on his tab...... ..........Widder Red Knee says he's bringing his own sammiches and yer on yer own. Waimea
Red Knee Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 9 hours ago, Waimea said: Red Knee says he's bringing his own sammiches and yer on yer own. Waimea Widder lets me shoot a few of his shotshells at Tennessee state and now he wants to use my credit....????
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Red Knee said: Widder lets me shoot a few of his shotshells at Tennessee state and now he wants to use my credit....???? Sounds like a good deal to ME..... RED KNEE: its a 'Black Gold' tradition that all First Time shooters at BG must treat a JEDI GF to an Ice Cream...... whether it be a sammich on the range OR at the local DQ. Surely you wouldn't want to break a 'tradition'. HEY, I don't make this stuff up. ..........Widder
Noz Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 12 hours ago, Waimea said: I said I'm easy not stupid. I like the sliding scale idea though. Instead of $1 for 1, $2 for 2, $3 for 3 etc. It could be: $1 ICC* for 1 box. $1.75 ICC for 2 boxes. $2.50 ICC for 3 boxes. We'll call it the Noz Scale. That way everyone will know who to thank. Waimea * Ice cream credit What do I get for 4?
Waimea Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 56 minutes ago, Noz said: What do I get for 4? How about we just go for the $1 ICC for each box purchased? That makes it easier to understand. Answer: $4 ICC for 4 boxes. Waimea
Red Knee Posted January 24, 2018 Posted January 24, 2018 5 hours ago, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said: Sounds like a good deal to ME..... RED KNEE: its a 'Black Gold' tradition that all First Time shooters at BG must treat a JEDI GF to an Ice Cream...... whether it be a sammich on the range OR at the local DQ. Surely you wouldn't want to break a 'tradition'. HEY, I don't make this stuff up. ..........Widder Oops i forgot you are a JEDI..... Joyfully Eating Delicious Ice Cream My bad.....ice cream for each hand on me!!!
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 I think Red Knee has the BIG picture. And once you make it to Black Gold, you could gain 'Legend' status. P.S.- Thanks for the Sammiches..... ..........Widder
Jackalope Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 23 hours ago, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said: Sounds like a good deal to ME..... RED KNEE: its a 'Black Gold' tradition that all First Time shooters at BG must treat a JEDI GF to an Ice Cream...... whether it be a sammich on the range OR at the local DQ. Surely you wouldn't want to break a 'tradition'. HEY, I don't make this stuff up. ..........Widder It's an age old tradition, it goes way, way back. There probably won't be more than 75 or 80 Jedi Gunfighters standing by the freezer waiting for RED KNEE!
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 29 minutes ago, Jackalope said: It's an age old tradition, it goes way, way back. There probably won't be more than 75 or 80 Jedi Gunfighters standing by the freezer waiting for RED KNEE! Strange that you mention the large number of Jedi at Black Gold! It DOES seem to draw a healthy participation number!! It also seems to attract the Outlaws in droves as well!! WUNDER WHY THAT IS???
Jackalope Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 55 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: ... large number of Jedi at Black Gold... WUNDER WHY... Well, according to Widder, RED KNEE is gonna hook us all up with ice cream.
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, Jackalope said: Well, according to Widder, RED KNEE is gonna hook us all up with ice cream. YEAH!! But the ice cream sammiches are something NEW!! We been drawin' Outlaws and Jedi to this soiree fer a long time!! Must have sumthin' ta do with bein' close to the federal penetentury!!
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted January 25, 2018 Posted January 25, 2018 Or, might it be, the abundance of "adult liquids" that are cheaper and more readily available than those pricey ice cream sandwiches.
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