Shoshone Slim, SASS #31347 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 He walks through the swingin' doors. He looks around through sun blinded squinting eyes. His right hand slowly moves to the stag horn gripped pistol... His parched lips part.... CHOC-LIT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 He walks through the swingin' doors. He looks around through sun blinded squinting eyes. His right hand slowly moves to the stag horn gripped pistol... His parched lips part.... CHOC-LIT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!! Quickly he skins is fighting knife and cut himself a big ole chuck, when Calico Mary came walking in, mad as a wet sitting' hen.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Gun For Hire Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 And Say's Where is that rat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Whippin' around on his stool at the bar, with choc-lit from ear to ear........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 stood Myron, the wonder coyote, in all his glory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Angus McPherson Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Oh good lord! Slim's out and already getting wasted on choc-lit cake. Myron seems to have been let loose, too. Bottles, I'll take a slice of that choc-lit pie and a big glass of cold milk. Yes, I said MILK! How ya doin' Slim? We haven't conversated in a while. Must be about lunch time. Some place with good Hot Wings, maybe? Angus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Slim! You old galoot, where ya been? Great to see you again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie Mae Mohr Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Dang, it's been a coon's age! Howdy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Thew warning went out to one and all..... The CHOKLIT MONSTER IS ALIVE!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 He walks through the swingin' doors. He looks around through sun blinded squinting eyes. His right hand slowly moves to the stag horn gripped pistol... His parched lips part.... CHOC-LIT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!! Good Lord, lookie at what history just dug up! How in the world are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 The PRODIGAL returns. Where ya been Slim? We thought the coyotes won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Slim : 1 Coyotes: 0 Welcome back there, Pard!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Even the "Silly Little Airhead Snot" was there to toast his return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrangler Rich SASS #42157 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Sure is good to know that you are able to sit up and take nurishment. missed seeing you at St. Jude's. W R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Even the "Silly Little Airhead Snot" was there to toast his return. BaaaHaaaHaaa, I remember that Allie Meaux. Seems to have softened some in time. Welcome back Shoshone Slim. Just sayin' Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Angus McPherson Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 And in a flash he seems to have disappeared again. Where'd ya go Slim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoshone Slim, SASS #31347 Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 I'm right here y'all. I didn't respond earlier 'cause I was waitin' to see if Black Harris was gonna ban me... HAR! I've slowed down quite a bit but we're trying some new therapy's for the back and the jury is still out on how effective that they'll be. I'm plannin' on shootin' the MO state shoot and of course Myron will come along. They were gonna throw Myron in the county jail for lewd behavior unbecoming to a mammel but he convinced the judge that he was my service coyote so they put him on community service. The bad thing was that he cut a fart on the way out of the court room and blamed it on the stenographer. They had to evacuate the entire building and bring in a hazmat clean up crew to fumegate the court room. Right now he's sittin' on the condo patio smokin' one of my cigars, drinkin' ripple and singin' to Boo Boo Kitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I'm right here y'all. I didn't respond earlier 'cause I was waitin' to see if Black Harris was gonna ban me... HAR! I've slowed down quite a bit but we're trying some new therapy's for the back and the jury is still out on how effective that they'll be. I'm plannin' on shootin' the MO state shoot and of course Myron will come along. They were gonna throw Myron in the county jail for lewd behavior unbecoming to a mammel but he convinced the judge that he was my service coyote so they put him on community service. The bad thing was that he cut a fart on the way out of the court room and blamed it on the stenographer. They had to evacuate the entire building and bring in a hazmat clean up crew to fumegate the court room. Right now he's sittin' on the condo patio smokin' one of my cigars, drinkin' ripple and singin' to Boo Boo Kitty. Man, if you have slowed down then you would be in a condition that in other folks would be called "reverse". Glad to know that Boo Boo Kitty is alive and well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoshone Slim, SASS #31347 Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 I had a rearview mirror installed on my shoulder so that I don't back into the furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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