Subdeacon Joe Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 From what I've heard about Jewish mothers carping on their children - I was in labor for 14 hours!! - I don't know how Jesus could stand it. Mary was in labor for 5 days????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, Alpo said: From what I've heard about Jewish mothers carping on their children - I was in labor for 14 hours!! - I don't know how Jesus could stand it. Mary was in labor for 5 days????? God-like patience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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John Kloehr Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Apologies if I missed these two earlier in the thread: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY - The Department of the Army issued orders today to BG S. Claus, recalling him to active duty, with a report date of 24 Dec 23. A reservist, with 1,742 years of service, this airborne Soldier specializes in vertical delivery of high-value items. He is airborne and air assault qualified. He is also a 46R, Public Affairs Broadcast Specialist. Also recalled, were LTC Dasher, 1SG Dancer, MSG Prancer, MAJ Vixen, MAJ Comet, CPT Cupid, SGT Donner, and CPO Blitzen, an Individual Augmentee from the Naval Reserve, assigned to the Army. 2LT Rudolph is also authorized to report for duty; however, he must first successfully complete Land Nav training, which he has failed four times. Although the above troops are on orders for only 24 hours, it is anticipated that they will submit a travel claim for 24,901 miles at .56/mile, using a POV. Suitable Government transportation is not available. As a special operations unit, each member is granted a high level of uniform flexibility, as well as relaxed grooming standards. Per diem has been modified to included large quantities of hot cocoa and cookies. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Blessed Saturnalia, and a Jovial Jüle P.S. - Let's ALL remember the men and women of our Armed Forces, as they serve in far away lands during this Holiday Season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted December 22, 2023 Author Share Posted December 22, 2023 "Santa Claus is comin' to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good" That's kind of creepy when you think about it. Sounds like Santa is either a stalker or a serial killer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MizPete Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 A personal favorite: group of children putting on an impromptu Christmas play in Sunday school: Joseph & Mary get to the inn.. Innkeeper: I got no room for you. Joseph: Aw, man, you gotta. My wife's about to have a baby. Innkeeper: That's not my fault. Joseph: Mine, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Ironically, that is what we need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Ironically, that is what we need. Cheese and rice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Did you know Mary had originally planned on naming her son David until she snubbed her toe just before delivering Him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 A man and his wife and mother in law were visiting the Holy Land when his mother in law suddenly died. The Rabbi said they could ship her body back to the USA for $5000 or have her buried here for $150! The man thought for a second and said” Ship her back to the US. The Rabbi said why? It’s only $150 to bury her here you’d be saving a ton of money. The man said, “Well 2000 yrs ago they buried someone here and he rose from the dead 3 days later! I just can’t take that chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blackwater 53393 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 Merry Christmas from the Family… No offense to anyone! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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