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Some great stuff here. Unfortunately, one of the saddest scenes I ever laid eyes on occurred some time back just a few blocks from my house. They  say that ducks mate for life.  Smack in the middle of an intersection lay what was left of a male mallard, clearly the victim of a pedestrian knock down, dead as a door nail. On one corner stood the widow staring at was left of her Old Man and I swear she had a look on her face as devastated and forlorn as any person I ever saw. I nearly cried she look so sad. Never forgot it. 
Now, back to our regularly scheduled humorous poultry thread.  
 

Seamus  

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20 minutes ago, Seamus McGillicuddy said:

Some great stuff here. Unfortunately, one of the saddest scenes I ever laid eyes on occurred some time back just a few blocks from my house. They  say that ducks mate for life.  Smack in the middle of an intersection lay what was left of a male mallard, clearly the victim of a pedestrian knock down, dead as a door nail. On one corner stood the widow staring at was left of her Old Man and I swear she had a look on her face as devastated and forlorn as any person I ever saw. I nearly cried she look so sad. Never forgot it. 
Now, back to our regularly scheduled humorous poultry thread.  
 

Seamus  

 

I can tell you for a fact that Muscovy drakes will mate with any female that isn't fast enough to get away from them.

Don't know about Mallards though.

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Are we letting ALPO down?

Almost 4 days since the last Duck hit the thread!

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It's been a week and NO DUCKS were posted!

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Alpo's duck thread seems to be lagging, 

SO:

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The piece of sidewalk showing between the tree and the duck's neck - it's in the perfect spot. It makes the duck look like he's buck toothed.

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PAGE 4 !?!?

 

OK This is not Alpo's Cat thread.

It's his DUCK Thread!!

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Didn't book his migration flight south early enough this year.

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You definitely should rent that, instead of buying it.

 

We know that it both floats and flies, and since it's a girl duck we can assume that it fornicates.

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I rescued this little guy in spring 2020. He was lost and was getting beat up by other ducks. Sadly he passed away a few days later but while we had him he was a great relief from the stress of that dark time. He’d climb right into my hand and fall asleep. 
 

I had other ducks in around 2007-2008 too- they were a lot of fun. No snails, slugs, or earwigs in the backyard while the ducks were there! 

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Well, ALPO's wish for a DUCK THREAD seems to have run it's course, so what's next for the lad?

Budgies?

Chickens?

Goats?

Humming Birds?

Squirrels?

Hogs?

Deer?

Moose?

Turkeys?

 

Suggestions are solicited.

Meanwhile, here's a Platypus.

 

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4 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Well, ALPO's wish for a DUCK THREAD seems to have run it's course, so what's next for the lad?

Budgies?

Chickens?

Goats?

Humming Birds?

Squirrels?

Hogs?

Deer?

Moose?

Turkeys?

 

Suggestions are solicited.

Meanwhile, here's a Platypus.

 

Platypus.webp

 

 

       ....... hmph, ...... I thought you'd at least suggest  WALLABIES .......  <_<

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7 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

Is that a peaking duck ? 

 

Why Yes! Yes he is!

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8 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

       ....... hmph, ...... I thought you'd at least suggest  WALLABIES .......  <_<

 

I thought of that and wasn't sure if you preferred Wallabies or Kangaroos.

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