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5 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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This logic pizzes off vegans. Guess how I know? image.png.90134e84b6df1528a9edd29f025434b7.png

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17 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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The secret to successful administration is delegation.

I therefore delegate the conversion of vegetable matter into edible protein, to the herbivores of the world.

They do an excellent job and I thank them for it.

Erp.

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2 hours ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said:

The secret to successful administration is delegation.

I therefore delegate the conversion of vegetable matter into edible protein, to the herbivores of the world.

They do an excellent job and I thank them for it.

Erp.

 

              ............ and they are delicious ........  :)

Posted

People Eating Tasty Animals.

Posted
13 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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I tried that once myself.  My wife asked if I'd rather be employed with benefits or be a slave and live in the garage.

 

That's the day I learned the meaning of "capitulation".

Posted
On 5/14/2023 at 1:05 PM, Sedalia Dave said:

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 ....... I think Sarahs' real name is Karen; ..... and Wayne and Kids aren't sick and upset because of your cooking ......  :mellow:

Posted
On 5/13/2023 at 12:05 AM, Shinbone Star said:

If hemorrhoids are gold... I'm sitting on a fortune.

Never knew I had hemorrhoids until I shut the car door on them.

Posted

We can fix that:

We have hammer and an apple corer.

And NO PAIN! * Unless I miss and hit myself with the hammer or cut myself on the coring device.

Trust me. I'm a Liberal. I wouldn't lie to you!

Posted

Prevent hemorrhoids!!

 

Become a perfect @$$#0£€!

Guest BigBelle
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On 5/14/2023 at 9:51 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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The magic dope slinger 

Posted
On 5/13/2023 at 11:05 PM, Sedalia Dave said:

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Is this for real? I actually got a note like this about my smoking only it was much more aggressive and contained cuss words and personal insults. I wrote “You close YOUR windows” and tacked it to their door. 
Later I heard them arguing over what to do next. Nothing came of it, well nothing that affected me. 

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