The Aussie Humour Thread

[Buckshot Bear]

7 minutes ago, Calamity Kris said:

 

Unless the photo is wonky, it looks  like the big guy lost a leg somewhere along the way.......

 

Yes, he's a famous croc that lost one of his front legs from fighting another croc that was bigger than him.

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

11 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

Don't feel bad, we have nitwits moving grizzly bear cubs so they can take a better picture and laying down against bison to take selfies.

 

They are everywhere.

Edited April 14, 2022 by Smuteye John SASS#24774

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

7 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:

 

 ..... yep ...

[Buckshot Bear]

[Chantry]

Umm, if the domesticated cow, which is normally a fairly docile creature, eats snakes in Australia, I am definitely NOT going to visit. Is there any animal in that country that won't try to hurt or kill you?

[Buckshot Bear]

17 minutes ago, Chantry said:

Umm, if the domesticated cow, which is normally a fairly docile creature, eats snakes in Australia, I am definitely NOT going to visit. Is there any animal in that country that won't try to hurt or kill you?

 

 

 

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529859/Ginger-cow-caught-camera-eating-snake-Queensland-paddock.html

 

 

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-28/cow-eating-snake-photos-outback-australia/12822382

 

 

[Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life]

4 hours ago, Chantry said:

Umm, if the domesticated cow, which is normally a fairly docile creature, eats snakes in Australia, I am definitely NOT going to visit. Is there any animal in that country that won't try to hurt or kill you?

Think “Jurassic Park” with more lethal creatures inhabiting the place! 

Regards

   

Gateway Kid

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

.... " Is there any animal in that country that won't try to hurt or kill you?" ...

 

 

             ......... nope .........

 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

EDIT FEATURE NOW WANTS TEXT!

OK HERE IT IS.

 

 

Edited April 19, 2022 by Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Eyesa Horg]

1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:

As Chantry might say-- something else to hurt or kill you.

[Buckshot Bear]

[Eyesa Horg]

Dang you guys got some large creatures and I'm sure that one could kill me.

[Buckshot Bear]

2 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Dang you guys got some large creatures and I'm sure that one could kill me.

 

That thing in the shoe.....now that is scary to me  We ALWAYS check our shoes for snakes and spiders. 

[Eyesa Horg]

1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

That thing in the shoe.....now that is scary to me  We ALWAYS check our shoes for snakes and spiders. 

My wife has a cousin in Tucson Arizona. She says you need to lift the sheets before getting in bed as there may be a scorpion under the covers. My question is, "What the hell makes you think one won't crawl in after you fall asleep?" I wouldn't sleep! She says the  same about shoes in the morning!

[Buckshot Bear]

3 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

My wife has a cousin in Tucson Arizona. She says you need to lift the sheets before getting in bed as there may be a scorpion under the covers. My question is, "What the hell makes you think one won't crawl in after you fall asleep?" I wouldn't sleep! She says the  same about shoes in the morning!

 

Always thinking about that  

[Eyesa Horg]

2 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Always thinking about that  

I guess it's like anything, ya get used to it.