The Aussie Humour Thread

[Buckshot Bear]

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[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

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[Rip Snorter]

4 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Thongs for the memory!

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[Buckshot Bear]

1 minute ago, Rip Snorter said:

Thongs for the memory!

 

Very clever quip  

[Alpo]

14 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Dear Aussies and Kiwis

 

This is a Ute.

 

This is not a Ute.

 

Sincerely,

 

America

[Alpo]

By the way - isn't that white bob-nosed job that says BUDGET a lorry?

[Buckshot Bear]

2 minutes ago, Alpo said:

By the way - isn't that white bob-nosed job that says BUDGET a lorry?

 

Lorry is Pommie land

[Buckshot Bear]

Real utes  

 

 

 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

https://www.thecultureconcept.com/aussie-ute-fair-dinkum-an-aussie-blokes-style-accessory

[Eyesa Horg]

22 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

https://www.thecultureconcept.com/aussie-ute-fair-dinkum-an-aussie-blokes-style-accessory

I like the first one

[Rip Snorter]

Well, we all have them on our pickups here in the American West, but mostly we manage to avoid hitting critters, so they're not as over the top.  Must be that the Aussie beer is better.

[Buckshot Bear]

Utes for real men  

 

 

 

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[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

12 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

But has it been commemorated in song?

 

 

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[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

YES!!!!!

 

  ......... but only with real butter ......   

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

oh H*** NO , that be plumb NASTY 

 

  put down the beer and back away 

 

  CB 

[Rip Snorter]

To quote a well know Australian,  "Well, you know, you can live on it, but it tastes like sh**."

[Alpo]

Did he say that? Because my memory has him saying "dung".

 

Could be wrong. Been 20 years or more since I saw the movie last.

[Buckshot Bear]

[Rip Snorter]

8 hours ago, Alpo said:

Did he say that? Because my memory has him saying "dung".

 

Could be wrong. Been 20 years or more since I saw the movie last.

As accurate as my memory reinforced by searching the quote on the internet.  Both sources unfortunately increasingly fallible!

[Buckshot Bear]

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I remember this craze when it swept through us kids in the early '70s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 27, 2022 by Buckshot Bear

[Rip Snorter]

4 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

 

I remember this craze when it swept through us kids in the early '70s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just a bit earlier! https://www.museumofplay.org/toys/duncan-yo-yo/