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On 2/21/2024 at 3:57 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

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I wonder if that was actually a requirement, or more an option?

 

We got Billy, who tells the boss that it's just too dang hot to wear long trousers.

 

So the boss thinks on it a while and comes up with this. Billy can wear shorts, but he has to wear knee socks with them and shiny shoes, and he still has to wear a shirt and tie.

 

And Frank says "I'll be damned. I am a grown man and I do not wear shorts!"

 

And the boss says, "go ahead Frank, wear trousers then. But you're going to wear shiny shoes, a white shirt and a necktie!"

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4 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I wonder if that was actually a requirement, or more an option?

 

We got Billy, who tells the boss that it's just too dang hot to wear long trousers.

 

So the boss thinks on it a while and comes up with this. Billy can wear shorts, but he has to wear knee socks with them and shiny shoes, and he still has to wear a shirt and tie.

 

And Frank says "I'll be damned. I am a grown man and I do not wear shorts!"

 

And the boss says, "go ahead Frank, wear trousers then. But you're going to wear shiny shoes, a white shirt and a necktie!"

 

Its not a fair situation down here, we have a freakin' long hot Summer. You go into a business or big store etc and the men have suits, ties, sock and shoes on but the women have open footwear skirts and strap tops.
Men are still prisoners to outmoded clothing style in 2024.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

For those of us that didn't... What is going on???

 

Think: Spin The Bottle!

 

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I was thinking spin the bottle. I just can't figure out what he's drinking. And whether the point of the game was to take a drink when it came to you, or to Chugalug the container when it came to you.

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17 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

For those of us that didn't... What is going on???

 

Down here we call cheap cask wine "goon bags or "goon sacks" (cast wine in a box was invented in Australia).

 

Peg a goon bag on a rotary clothesline (also invented in Oz) and you have the perfect party starter.....stand around the clothesline and swing it and if the goon bag lands Infront of you, you must drink heartily from it. 

 

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4 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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There are some kids I would pay to get to do that with!

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Thanks again mate. There seems to be an incredible amount of these pieces of art. Are they all done by the same bunch of artists. Absolutely incredible. 

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Two questions.

 

Bundy and Coke?

 

And the comment about wanting a cuppa. Last word.

Dari? Darl? Dar!? Too small and when I pick it up too pixelated.

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2 hours ago, Alpo said:

Two questions.

 

Bundy and Coke?

 

And the comment about wanting a cuppa. Last word.

Dari? Darl? Dar!? Too small and when I pick it up too pixelated.

 

Darl short for 'Darlin' which is short for 'Darling'.

 

You've never had a bundy & coke????

 

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Or better yet buy and mix your own -

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Thanks again mate. There seems to be an incredible amount of these pieces of art. Are they all done by the same bunch of artists. Absolutely incredible. 

 

No, just local artists from the different towns Eyesa.

 

I've seen one getting painted once, the artist was up pretty high in a cherry picker.

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They are truly amazing and all seem to be in great condition.

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Never heard of Bundy rum.

 

Seems like it would ruin y'all's reputation.

 

"Under proof"?

 

You hear about Aussies being He-Man two-fisted drinkers, and then one of their favorite boozes is only 74 proof. Not 86. Not even 80. 74. Wow.

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8 hours ago, Alpo said:

Never heard of Bundy rum.

 

Seems like it would ruin y'all's reputation.

 

"Under proof"?

 

You hear about Aussies being He-Man two-fisted drinkers, and then one of their favorite boozes is only 74 proof. Not 86. Not even 80. 74. Wow.

 

 

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