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On 1/4/2024 at 9:09 AM, Buckshot Bear said:

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note to Alpo: this is a "ute".

It is a utility, early '70s. From the door pillar forward it is of the current version sedan, all the way to the front bumper; from the door pillar it is ........ as you see it. The dogs, ....... I think they come with the vehicle from new. The horse ................... well, it's special. The number plate is of New South Wales and appears to have been issued about the time that my parents bought their first non-second hand car, a sedan of the same make and year as the above example (without dogs or horse). I was in my first year of High School.  :)

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3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

note to Alpo: this is a "ute".

So when y'all was watching MY COUSIN VINNY, and he said to the judge something about, "...dese two utes", you thought he was referring to automobiles?

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4 hours ago, Alpo said:

So when y'all was watching MY COUSIN VINNY, and he said to the judge something about, "...dese two utes", you thought he was referring to automobiles?

 

 

 .......... yes,   ....... two of them :rolleyes:

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The Chrysler Valiant Charger was a two-door hardtop coupe introduced by Chrysler Australia in 1971.
It was a short wheelbase version of the concurrent Australian Chrysler Valiant sedan. Introduced within the VH Valiant series, it continued as a variant through the subsequent VJ, VK and CL series, until production ceased in 1978.
It was marketed and badged as the Valiant Charger in the VH and VJ series and as the Chrysler Charger in the later VK and CL series.
Overview
Manufacturer
Chrysler Australia
Also called
Chrysler Charger (VK & CL series)
Production
1971–1978
Designer
Bob Hubbach, Bryan Smyth (VH)
Dennis Nicolle (VJ)
Body and chassis
Class
Muscle car
Body style
2-door coupe
Layout
FR layout
Platform
A-body
Related
Chrysler Valiant
Dodge Dart
Plymouth Valiant
While still based on the US Chrysler A-body platform, with virtually identical front suspension, the fenders were widened, and a wider rear axle fitted, so that the track, front and rear, was considerably wider than any US A-body, this also allowed wheels much wider than a US A-body.
The Australian Chargers also used a 5-on-4.5" wheel bolt circle (still 7/16" studs), while the US cars did not go to "big bolt pattern" until 1973.
The Charger was extraordinarily popular in Australia during the VH series. At one point Charger production totalled 80% of all Australian Valiant production.
The VH Valiant Charger achieved critical acclaim, winning the 1971 Australian Wheels Car of the Year Award. It was also popular in New Zealand where they were assembled from imported kits.
The sporty image of the Charger faded through the VJ range of cars and was neutered altogether by 1975 release of the VK series.
During the seven years of production, the Charger carried many variations of essentially two basic powerplants, based on the Chrysler Hemi-6 Engine and versions of the Chrysler LA engine V8.
 
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Fairy bread –
Fairy bread is sliced white bread spread with butter or margarine and covered with "Hundreds and Thousands", often served at children's parties in Australia and New Zealand. It is typically cut into triangles.
History
Although people had been putting hundred and thousands (or nonpareils) on bread and butter for some time, the first known reference to this dish as Fairy Bread was in the Hobart Mercury in April 1929.
Referring to a party for child inmates of the Consumptive Sanitorium, the article proclaimed that "The children will start their party with fairy bread and butter and 100s and 1,000s, and cakes, tarts, and home-made cakes..."
The origin of the term is not known, but it may come from the poem 'Fairy Bread' in Robert Louis Stevenson's A Child's Garden of Verses published in 1885, and had been used for a number of different food items before the current usage.
In November 2021, a Google Doodle was created to celebrate fairy bread.
 
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Just now, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Golly she was beautiful wasn't she!

No doubt!

Some women just have IT”  don’t they?

makes you glad you are a man!

Regards

:FlagAm:  :FlagAm:  :FlagAm:

Gateway Kid

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7 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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My very first car was a 62 Falcon, 9 years old. Paid $20 for it and had to replace the clutch!

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January: 1st (index finger) knuckle

February: Between fingers

March: 2nd knuckle

April: Between fingers

May: 3rd knuckle

June: Between fingers

July: 4th (pinky) knuckle

August: 1st knuckle

September: Between fingers

October: 2nd knuckle

November: Between fingers

December: 3rd knuckle

 

Months on knuckles are 31 days, between fingers are 30 except February (28/29).

 

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