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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
Taken from the Australian War Memorial FB page.
 
The importance of sport to Australians serving overseas, including those in captivity, endured throughout the Second World War.
In 1942 prisoners at Sandakan prisoner of war camp marked Melbourne Cup day with a race. A track was set up between the officer’s huts divided into thirty squares. A race caller drew cards from a deck to determine how many squares each ‘jockey’ could advance. The first to reach the end was the winner and was presented with this ‘Melbourne Cup’ an empty bully beef tin mounted on a wooden stem and base.
Accession number: RELAWM24544
May be an image of text that says 'MELBOURNE CUP. +942. AUSTRALIAN WAR MEMORIAL RELAWM24544'
 
 
 
 

Looks like they did it again in '43.

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A bizarre sea creature discovered off the coast of Australia. It was identified as a priapulida — a type of unsegmented worm that resides at the bottom of the ocean.
Priapulids are cylindrical worm-like animals, ranging from 1 to 15 inches long, with a median anterior mouth quite devoid of any armature or tentacles. The body is divided into a main trunk or abdomen and a somewhat swollen proboscis region ornamented with longitudinal ridges.
Priapulid-like fossils are known at least as far back as the Middle Cambrian. They were likely major predators of the Cambrian period.
 
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4 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:
A bizarre sea creature discovered off the coast of Australia. It was identified as a priapulida — a type of unsegmented worm that resides at the bottom of the ocean.
Priapulids are cylindrical worm-like animals, ranging from 1 to 15 inches long, with a median anterior mouth quite devoid of any armature or tentacles. The body is divided into a main trunk or abdomen and a somewhat swollen proboscis region ornamented with longitudinal ridges.
Priapulid-like fossils are known at least as far back as the Middle Cambrian. They were likely major predators of the Cambrian period.
 
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OMG!

EVERYthing y'all have down there either wants to eat you, kill you, or f...... you!

If I ever visit, I'm NOT going in the water!

 

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1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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Now you're talking!

I'm going to try that.

I'll let you know if it works!

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4 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

If you drove into the pool, you were probably in no condition to look carefully.

My fumble fingers at work. I can't even blame OTTO!. 

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18 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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Being the suspicious sort of fellow I am, that crocodile is 10 feet closer to the camera than the couple is, and they are both kneeling.

 

Still pretty big.

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