The Aussie Humour Thread

[Buckshot Bear]

29 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Why are you confused? Everyone knows that sheep herders walk and use a dog to move the sheep. His dog just appears to be larger than most, but still there's no reason to be sitting on him.

 

 

Dogs??? 

 

Nah.... We use kangaroos. 

 

 

[sassnetguy50]

3 hours ago, Alpo said:

Why are you confused? Everyone knows that sheep herders walk and use a dog to move the sheep. His dog just appears to be larger than most, but still there's no reason to be sitting on him.

Confused about where you see a dog when he is riding a saddled horse.

[Buckshot Bear]

[sassnetguy50]

35 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

The Australian version of Cujo?

[Texas Joker]

8 hours ago, sassnetguy50 said:

Confused about where you see a dog when he is riding a saddled horse.

[Alpo]

9 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

"Hey Joey, this one's got the keys in it."

 

Don't help a good roo go bad.

 

Lock your car. Take your keys.

[Buckshot Bear]

Kangaroo Air Guitar 

 

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[Buckshot Bear]

Australian manufacturing icon Furphy marks 150-year milestone in Shepparton

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-26/furphy-australian-manufacturing-icon-150-years-in-shepparton/103134596

[Buckshot Bear]

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[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

there is one of the issues , 

y'all got too many categories of chips 

 

 CB 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

next in line is the biscuits  category 

 

  cookies AIN'T  biscuits 

 

  CB 

 

  need I go on ? 

[Alpo]

3 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

next in line is the biscuits  category 

 

  cookies AIN'T  biscuits 

 

  CB 

 

  need I go on ? 

Tell that to the biggest cookie company in the United States. The National Biscuit Company - Nabisco.

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

that is a bunch of Yankees , they don't know nothing 

 

  CB 

[Buckshot Bear]

43 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

next in line is the biscuits  category 

 

  cookies AIN'T  biscuits 

 

  CB 

 

  need I go on ? 

 

Bikkies  

[Blackwater 53393]

5 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

that is a bunch of Yankees , they don't know nothing 

 

  CB 

And they don’t know for $#!+ about biscuits!!  

[Buckshot Bear]

We even call these biscuits -

 

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[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

We even call these biscuits -

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_a_Biskit

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

21 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

        ....................... now I'm hungry .....  

[Sedalia Dave]

14 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

We even call these biscuits -

 

 

In the States we have these

 

[Sedalia Dave]

27 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

        ....................... now I'm hungry .....  

 

Me Too.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

57 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Me Too.

 

 Don't worry Uncle Dave, I won't tell the ENTIRE WORLD that a picture of ham and pineapple pizza made you feel hungry; your secret is safe with me ....

 

 

 

 

                 ......................... unless ...........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited November 28, 2023 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
speeling erer

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Edited November 30, 2023 by Sedalia Dave

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