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Buckshot Bear Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 From the diary of a Pre-School Teacher My five-year old students are learning to read Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!" I took a deep breath, then asked..."What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!" And so it does. " A f r i c a n Elephant " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted January 12, 2022 Author Share Posted January 12, 2022 What is Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1. Why don’t dinosaurs talk? Because they’re dead. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DocWard Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 16 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Other soldiers and I contemplated that exact thing over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 An elderly couple was visiting Hawaii for the first time. The wife asked a local man “Is it Hawaii or Havaii?” gent: “Havaii” wife: Thank you. gent: You’re velcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckshot Bear Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 A husband and wife who'd been married for sixty years wake up one morning. The husband leans over to kiss his wife on the cheek. “Don’t touch me, I’m dead,” his wife said. ”What on earth are you talking about,” he said, “We’re both lying here talking”. The wife replies, “I know, but I’m definitely dead”. “You can’t be dead… what in the world makes you think you are dead?” His wife replies, “I must be dead. I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted January 14, 2022 Author Share Posted January 14, 2022 A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true that the medication you prescribed me has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence. The senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 3 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Most be a horror movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 9 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: As I understand it, that had a real purpose. Get your platoon or company to fire at that machinegun or artillery battery that's way the heck out there. Put a whole bunch of lead raining down on an area, harassing fire at the very least, and who knows? some of those rounds might kill a few of the crew. Another purpose was to create a "beaten zone." Enemy advancing from way the hellandgone out there? Company fires 5 rounds at 2,000 yards, then drops to 1,800 yards for 5 rounds and so on. In the era before machineguns were common it had much the same effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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