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[Cypress Sun]

1 hour ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

Didja notice there aren’t any knobs & tuner on the radio?

 

When ya have Mr. Greenjeans, Mr. Moose and ping pong balls...who needs volume knobs?

[Buckshot Bob]

1 hour ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

Didja notice there aren’t any knobs & tuner on the radio?

Maybe that’s where the Captain stashed a extra pistol 

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[Brazos John]

3 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:

Yes, they do, but I still think he's a snappy dresser!

Although I dress more like Mr. Greenjeans!

 

Copying is the most sincere form of flattery:

 

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I had no idea he wore a red coat. I thought it was blue.

 

But then, we had black and white television until I was in high school.

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

19 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I had no idea he wore a red coat. I thought it was blue.

 

But then, we had black and white television until I was in high school.

It probably wouldn't have shown up as well on B&W TV if it was blue. In those days, the laundry soap commercials used powder blue shirts because they looked "whiter than white" on TV.

[Buckshot Bob]

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1 hour ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

It probably wouldn't have shown up as well on B&W TV if it was blue. In those days, the laundry soap commercials used powder blue shirts because they looked "whiter than white" on TV.

That's why the Lone Ranger's outfit was powder blue. It looked white on black and white TV. That's why Frankenstein's monster was green - he looked corpse-white in the black and white movies.

 

But I figured the Captain's coat was navy. Not light blue. It didn't look dark enough to be black, so I figured dark blue.

[Subdeacon Joe]

19 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I figured the Captain's coat was navy. Not light blue. It didn't look dark enough to be black, so I figured dark blue.

 

I think a lot of assumed that Captain was in the Navy and so would wear a Navy Blue jacket.

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I was raised in a Navy family. Of course he was Navy.

 

Army or Air Force? Phhtttttt.

[Mercy Me]

[John Kloehr]

7 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:

So, @Buckshot Bob , did you swipe left or right?

[Texas Joker]

8 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:

While I put on my green jeans

[Buckshot Bob]

16 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

So, @Buckshot Bob , did you swipe left or right?

?

[John Kloehr]

5 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:

?

On Tinder, you swipe in one direction if interested, in the other direction if not.

 

I forget which direction is which, I never actually used the app.

[Buckshot Bob]

Just now, John Kloehr said:

On Tinder, you swipe in one direction if interested, in the other direction if not.

 

I forget which direction is which, I never actually used the app.

I would not be interested, but apparently one of our former Presidents might. It puts the lotion on its skin or else it get the hose again.  Fortunately I haven’t had to worry about dating for about 25 years now. I never dated in the internet dating era. Although I do have a friend who found his wife on the one that’s supposed to match all your personality traits. Anything has to be better than the bar 

[Buckshot Bear]

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[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

8 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

BAD, BAD word! BAD!

[Subdeacon Joe]

19 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Demonstrating the importance of the Oxford Comma.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

11 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

 

  ..... "work" is a dirty 4letter word that ends with a "k" ....  

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