Oxymoron?

[Pat Riot]

[The Original Lumpy Gritz]

Sure sounds cheesy to me.......

OLG

[Tascosa, SASS# 24838]

Sort of like selling  New York pizza in Texas

[Widder, SASS #59054]

I use to have a list of 'Oxy'morons but I discovered they are better stated when 'triangulated'.

 

..........Widder

 

[The Original Lumpy Gritz]

5 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

I use to have a list of 'Oxy'morons but I discovered they are better stated when 'triangulated'.

 

..........Widder

 

You will be PUNished for that.......

OLG

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

Remember...  

 

 

[Pat Riot]

 

[Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L]

sort of like this?

 

[Pat Riot]

1 hour ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:

 

sort of like this?

 

Yep!

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

I saw non fat half and half in the supermarket

[Alpo]

There's been diet water in the store for years.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Decaf water too.

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

I saw a coffee creamer that was marked "NON DAIRY COFFEE CREAM", but the ingredients 

listed MILK as the first ingredient. 

[Shotgun Willie Nelson]

10 hours ago, Alpo said:

There's been diet water in the store for years.

I got some freeze dried water for sale.

[Pat Riot]

Here’s a list that I decided needed posting but someone else did all the work .

 

Here is their work 

http://www.oxymorons.info/reference/oxymorons/oxymoron-food.asp