Cheatin Charlie Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 I was getting ready to go to the store today. My wife asked me to get her a new broom while I was in town. I asked her "You want stick shift or automatic?" Why did she give me amean look? I don't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Because as long as you've been with her you should know her preference! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheatin Charlie Posted February 25, 2019 Author Share Posted February 25, 2019 11 minutes ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: Because as long as you've been with her you should know her preference! That there is funny, I don't care who you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 The fact you are still able to type, means you should go out and buy some Lotto tickets.. OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 That's funny Charlie, but I'd be sleepin' lightly, with one eye open, for a while. Or in a different room. With a lock on the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 At least you didn’t ask whether she wanted electric or kick start!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 You may want to go out to eat or prepare your own meals for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 She needs an upgrade. Get her a vacuum cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Jet propulsion?? Might require different licensing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheatin Charlie Posted February 26, 2019 Author Share Posted February 26, 2019 After a period of time she did take it in good humor. I think I will keep quiet the rest of the night to be on the safe side. Don't want her casting any spells on me when my back is turned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 19 minutes ago, Cheatin Charlie said: After a period of time she did take it in good humor. I think I will keep quiet the rest of the night to be on the safe side. Don't want her casting any spells on me when my back is turned. AWWW!! C'mon, Charlie!! Be fearless!! Take it like a man!!! HIDE UNDER THE BED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 3 hours ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said: The fact you are still able to type, means you should go out and buy some Lotto tickets.. OLG Why? Sounds like he used up all his good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheatin Charlie Posted February 26, 2019 Author Share Posted February 26, 2019 43 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: AWWW!! C'mon, Charlie!! Be fearless!! Take it like a man!!! If you kick a sleeping dog and he doesn't bite you does that mean you should go back and try it again? HIDE UNDER THE BED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheatin Charlie Posted February 26, 2019 Author Share Posted February 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer are you? No but I removed all the sharp ones from the house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Don't want to press your luck, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 ya KNOW , dull knives hurt ya a bunch worse than a sharp one let one get dull and it wants blood CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 EVEN I, know better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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