Boon Doggle Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The election of The Donald is prompting a mass exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and live according to conservative ideas about the Constitution. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night."I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . "The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just keep coming.Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into electric cars and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies."A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though, and some kale chips."When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and study the Constitution.In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half- dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50's. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, buying up all the Barbara Streisand c.d.'s, and renting all the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"WHY ARE THEY ALL FLEEING TO CANADA? IS THAT RACIST? SHOULDN'T THEY BE EQUALLY LIKELY TO FLEE TO MEXICO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 yu jus made my afternoon...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 yu jus made my afternoon...... +100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grass Range #51406 Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 And after 3 months of this all the websites like Yahoo and cable channels like MSNBC and such all went under... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Oh, my... Even broadcasts of Rush Limbaugh doesn't deter them! My wife and I both make it a point NOT to discuss the election! Yet, all of the women she has talked to today are livid, some in tears! (Fighting a rather nasty sinus infection, I have not talked with many people...mainly because my voice was gone until today!) A LOT of people in Colorado are screaming, "Not my President!" Regardless of how anyone voted, the fact is that Donald Trump IS the President-elect! Get over it, people. My crystal ball is black with three finger holes drill in it! So I have no idea what the future holds. All I know is that the future lies ahead. Just have to wait and see what happens. I only hope that Canada doesn't put up a wall...and tries to make us pay for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Wesson Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Hillary-ous! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Most excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pay Dirt Norvelle #90056 Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 That is great! I love it, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Please let them all know that Venezuela is very nice. They'll like it there. Nice and warm with a reallyyy progressive left wing government. They'll fit right in. Besides, we get a thing up here called WINTER. It involves cold and snow for 5 to 6 months each year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 I like Canada. I would not wish that on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 yu jus made my afternoon...... Better than them darn cats.... TL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Better than them darn cats.... TL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Gee to bad....No darn cat here for me...Did it run away or thrown into the pot... TL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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