Old Scatterbrain Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Several attempts were made to resuscitate at least one of the dismembered bodies, with no avail. Kentucky law requires that an attempt be made to resuscitate if possible, said Joseph Goldsmith, a member of the search and rescue team. I know it seemed to be a long-shot, given the body was in several different pieces, but they require us to make an attempt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Jack Hammer Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 We can find a body that's been dead for weeks but we still have to call for Aid to respond and officially say they are dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Well, yeah. They are not dead until a doctor says so. Been that way for years, decades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted July 8, 2014 Author Share Posted July 8, 2014 I forgot to post the link, bu this is from one of those parody news sites. I was going to wait for someone to point that out and then say "yeah, but isn't that just the kind of thing the government would do?" I guess the joke is on me. I'm not particularly squeamish about guts and stuff, but there comes a point at which all the protective gear in the world is not going to get me to do CPR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Heck, there's some intact, breathing folks that I would not give the Breath of Life.... LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 rules are rules you say? hmmmm...government in DC didn't get gotten the memo. Funny how protocol can work for the ridiculous, but not common sense. GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted July 8, 2014 Author Share Posted July 8, 2014 Heck, there's some intact, breathing folks that I would not give the Breath of Life.... LL VERY good point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 I forgot to post the link, bu this is from one of those parody news sites. I was going to wait for someone to point that out and then say "yeah, but isn't that just the kind of thing the government would do?" I guess the joke is on me. I'm not particularly squeamish about guts and stuff, but there comes a point at which all the protective gear in the world is not going to get me to do CPR. Was it this: http://empirenews.net/at-least-17-bodies-found-in-ohio-river-near-henderson-kentucky/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Heck, there's some intact, breathing folks that I would not give the Breath of Life.... LL I think the proper expression is "I wouldn't... uhmmm... spit... on them if they were on fire." Or as my brother once said about a particularly loathsome character, "If he were bleeding on my porch, I would be angry that I had a mess to clean up because of him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 They're not dead until after they vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 They're not dead until after they vote. Ummm....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 They're not dead until after they vote. HAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 During cross-examination of a coroner at a murder trial, the defense lawyer asked 'did you take the victim's pulse before you pronounced him dead' 'No.' 'Did you check his breathing?' 'No.' 'So you didn't make any of the usual tests to make sure the man was dead? How do you know he was dead' 'l examined his brain which was in a jar, but for all know, he may still be out there somewhere practicing law.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted July 9, 2014 Author Share Posted July 9, 2014 Was it this: http://empirenews.net/at-least-17-bodies-found-in-ohio-river-near-henderson-kentucky/ That's the one. So, if you guys find skeletal remains, are you seriously expected to try to somehow revive them until a doctor shows up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheelgun Dan Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 They're not dead until after they vote. With some political parties, the voting never really get started until a person kicks the bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheelgun Dan Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 We can find a body that's been dead for weeks but we still have to call for Aid to respond and officially say they are dead How about if you just extend your hands out in front of you with the palms facing toward the sky and then say the word, "RISE" while elevating your hands upwards. Would that count as an attempt to resuscitate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Heck, there's some intact, breathing folks that I would not give the Breath of Life.... LL Given what I have seen in the news lately, I would have to agree with you 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Nelson Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 How about if you just extend your hands out in front of you with the palms facing toward the sky and then say the word, "RISE" while elevating your hands upwards. Would that count as an attempt to resuscitate? Only if you have the proper training and certification. Practicing omnipotence without a license can get you in serious trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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