Subdeacon Joe Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 Stolen from a Facebook post. "I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, theydon’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay outall night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep.In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat."
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 CALL'N ALLIE MO.............. LG
Earl Brasse, SASS #3562 Posted January 4, 2014 Posted January 4, 2014 Cats is tasty! In answer to the question "Do you like cats?", the answer, "I'm not sure, I never actually finished one"
SOUTH-PACIFIC,SASS #59402 Posted January 4, 2014 Posted January 4, 2014 didn't know what was in the taco but the greasy spone got a military you guys can't eat there any more when feline parts was found in the trash can on a medical required inspection. now doggies are a different subject
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 4, 2014 Posted January 4, 2014 With respects to Miss Allie, I'll not express my opinion of cats!! I do have a copy of 101 uses for dead cats!! TOO FUNNY!!!!
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 4, 2014 Posted January 4, 2014 With respects to Miss Allie, I'll not express my opinion of cats!! I do have a copy of 101 uses for dead cats!! TOO FUNNY!!!! When my son was a toddler, he thought the pic of the cat pencil sharpener was the funniest thing he ever saw.
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted January 4, 2014 Posted January 4, 2014 Yeah, I'm married to a cat lady ,too. Never quite understand her either
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 4, 2014 Posted January 4, 2014 "Women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein.
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 4, 2014 Author Posted January 4, 2014 A response to the FB post.I’ve never understood why men love dogs. They follow you aroundeverywhere, you have to take them out several times a day, they oftensmell, they often drool and they love to smell other people’s crotches. In other words, every quality that a man hates in a woman, they love in a dog. Obviously by a woman.
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 4, 2014 Posted January 4, 2014 you found a woman who would smell your crotch?
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted January 5, 2014 Posted January 5, 2014 on some of these posts! New tag line added. Thanks M. Mo H.!
Michigan Slim Posted January 5, 2014 Posted January 5, 2014 When I met my wife and I was asked to meet her family, in walks this big long haired cat. It (she) looked me up and down, sniffed a little and jumped in my lap. Everyone was amazed because that cat hated men and strangers. It was my cat from that point on. We had her another ten years. Lived to be 17.
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